Help, I'm a Rock!!

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Friday, February 26, 2010

Did you ever wonder?

Why would anyone title a blog ''Help, I'm a Rock?'' I cannot remember at all. It came from a song by either the Village Fugs or Frank Zappa's bunch. And no, it wasn't Moon Unit. She is Frank's daughter and has nothing to do with any of that. I bet she got ragged by every kid on the block and in... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Where did this Blog come from?

I haven't been here in such a long time that I forgot about it. I was supposed to follow up on a prior posting, but now I can't remember what I was thinking. I will be back real soon to follow up, but I need a day or two to remember what was going on 1.5 months ago. Sorry about that. I will... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Speaking of Socially Acceptable

While in the process of reviewing my last entry to this blog, I realized that the term Socially Acceptable was totally meaningless. Think about that for a while. I have some other things to take care of right now, so I will have to finish this entry later. Your homework assignment for today is to... Sign in to see full entry.

I Don't Need Any Help

I am very flexible, but somehow I think I have lost contact with the modern age. Years of experience has helped me keep my computers ok, I can offend almost anyone on the Internet, I watch the news on TV, and I even read the newspaper (mostly for car ads. I need to upgrade my car. Should I be sure... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

You Will Probably Notice...

This Blogname has changed again. After much careful consideration I decided upon one that I knew would attract readers like a giant ReaderMagnet. That's how you get rich at Blogit, you know. Or maybe make enough to pay 0.01% of the bill that you pay to shoot off your mouth in a semi-public place.... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

This Blogname may not do

I am beginning to think that '' Out Behind the Barn,'' as a blog title, might be generating a bit too much controversy. I will wait a while to evaluate further responses, but I prefer not to rouse public ire. Many people have no understanding of what purpose a barn serves. The Hay Loft is actually... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Survivor

I put that name on this post to see what would happen. Don't think I am misleading you. It is really quite true. If I weren't a pretty good survivor, I wouldn't be here to tell you about it. I decided that I needed to change the name of this blog. Any suggestions you might have would be appreciated.... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Pre-censored Blog Post

I actually had quite a bit of a posting ready to go in here. Then I read it a couple more times and started censoring it for the general public. There is only a little bit left. It follows: Ramona had a nametag that said RAMONA. She was selling a special cleaning fluid. At her insistence, I allowed... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

The Mail is Here...

I was about to post a really earth shaking entry to this blog, but the dogs are barking and I am sure that the mail man just came by. My mail man isn't a man. He is a woman and quite a cutie at that. I can't stand to watch her go by. I get too excited. I should be at work today anyway. What do you... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Panhandlers go Telephonic

The panhandlers have switched over to high-tech. They used to catch you in parking lots, but they have developed a new tactic: they went to work for telemarketeers. The panhandler lines are more schmoozy, but it is still the same thing. Now they can go to the parking lot of their choice and do it by... Sign in to see full entry.

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