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Sunday, March 30, 2008

What I Did On My Blogit Vacation

"Hello. Who are you and what are you here for?" They say essentially this just before poking, prodding, and requesting donations of your bodily fluids -- all of them, no matter how many "thems" there have been. If you weren't so sick, you might jump at the opportunity of being somebody else with a... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

This One's A Real Lemon

This was an answer I gave on Yahoo Answers page, which I discovered via Mysteria. The person presented the question like this: when life gives you lemons, [complete the sentence]. So here's my way of weaseling out of another blog post... When life gives you lemons you start spreading rumors that... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 24, 2008

What Does Your Birthday Mean?

"Well, CL, it means the day I was born." Uh, a smart-Alec-Baldwin we have here, eh? What you do is you go to this page and write in the day you were born (presuming you were) and they will then tell you a short description of what people born on that day tend to be. This is a way for me to post... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

We Interrupt This Interruption To Bring You Common Courtesy

I don't want to complain or anything but... yes I do. Why has it become acceptable to interrupt people during conversation? This is a relatively new phenomenon. I know, I know, people have always interrupted, but it seems to me that it has become more acceptable within the last five to ten years.... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

If This Doesn't Work Out, I Was Taken Out Of Context

I don't think people know what this means anymore. No matter what has been said or when and how, if it is later criticized as inappropriate or in some way objectionable, some talking-head will inevitably say it was taken out of context. It's become an automatic escape route; a trapdoor anyone... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 17, 2008

This Kind of Thing Could Happen at Your Beach

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Another Sex Scandal

Based on actual events that never occurred... Captain Hook is being accused of sexually molesting Peter Pan. "I'd never have pegged him for a Tinkerbell," said Sleazy, the estranged Eighth Dwarf. Hook's defense attorney claims that his client was merely trying to kill Pan when he ordered him to walk... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

The New Seven Dwarfs

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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Breaking Down & Analyzing An Important Work of Literature

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. What a measurable way to spend your life! What kind of wall? What was the draw of this specific wall? I don't see the fascination. Did he have a particularly good view? Some Neighborhood Watch post or something? What a nosy bastard! Get off your moral high horse, you... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Ganja And Mary Ann

So Mary Ann, from Gilligan's Island got six months probation after pleading guilty to reckless driving and possession of marijuana. I say, I say Mary Ann caught with Mary Jane on a three hour tour -- a three hour tour. What didn't make the news is that Ginger got caught with Oregano (the stupid... Sign in to see full entry.

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I sit up here, taking up space in my spaceship, while observing planet earth with all its quirky whats, whatnots, and what-have-yous, and I attempt to solve all the world's problems with mental duct tape and saran wrap. The solutions to all the wurl's woes can be found here in cryptic candy coding. (Like The Da Vinci Code starring Forrest Gump.) If you can't see the answers, your questioning comes into question.

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