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Tuesday, December 6, 2011

The Newest Renewable Energy Source...Corpse Power! Soylent AC-DC?

If there is one thing the farthest regions of the Left can produce, it’s dead bodies. Communist governments have killed over 100 million of their own people in the past century. This could open an opportunity in renewable energy, now that corpses are being used to generate electricity: A crematorium... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 5, 2011

A Good Comparison...Don't You Think?

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Saturday, December 3, 2011

Allowing Women to Drive = No Virgins and More Gay People!

Ahhh...you've gotta love our bestest friends, the Saudis. Their sense of logic has no boundries...... In a scientific (Science!) study done by Saudi Arabia, it was concluded that allowing women to drive will cause the country to have no virgins and turn people gay. It’s funny when some weird... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 2, 2011

So How Is The Economic Sutuation? How 'bout a "Sirlion of Secretariat"?

Congress moved quickly to restore the horse-slaughter industry. We just need to make sure we have killing and eating horses as an option for what’s coming ahead. Fido and Kitty are safe for now, but if Obama gets another term.....all bets are off! Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 1, 2011

If I Looked At Life The Way Some Around Here Do...I Might Get Depressed!

So we can’t get into space anymore.....Airlines are going bankrupt, so soon we won’t be able to fly.....Gas prices and regulations will probably eventually keep us from driving.....Thank God I like horses! Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

But I AM Looking At Your Eyes...Honest!

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Sunday, November 27, 2011

Apparently...The OWSers Need To Be Very Specific Or Pass Out Directions!

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Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Did You See Where The WH Staff Is Crediting Michelle For Their Weight Loss?

Maybe it’s because Michelle keeps getting to the buffet table first and there’s nothing left.......... Do ya think? Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 7, 2011

Ba Dump Bump!

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Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Hmmmm? I Would Have Thought Donald Trump Would Own A Gerbil?

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