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Wednesday, August 2, 2006

Retirement Investing???

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006

Six Year Old Wants To Get Married?

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. "That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?" "Yes," his young son answered. "We can... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 31, 2006

Male and Female Procedures for drive-up ATM???

I was in my bank today to transact some business......I noticed a sign in the Bank Lobby: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures... Sign in to see full entry.

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Corruption and all, this lady bootlegger was amazing......

The Eastern parts of Kentucky represent an amazing mix of sorrow, joy, quirkyness......and some very unusual people.....This was written by a distant cousin, just before Christmas......about the amazing Maggie Bailey of Harlan Country, Ky. When Maggie Bailey used to hear about someone doing an... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, July 30, 2006

This is such a sweet story...........

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a... Sign in to see full entry.

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