Wednesday, March 10, 2010


Noman it’s his ancestors again, I think they are coming down from Top Mountain. Gnome. He doesn’t like to throw much away does he? Noman. Well I suppose he might have been under some strange influence when he wrote it, that blasted parrot kept hopping through the window. Gnome do you mean the one... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010


Gnome What is he talking about today Noman I think at first he was trying to communicate with his ancestors, but he just went back to far. Gnome he promised a lady a reward but I can’t see it. Noman He never breaks a promise, but you know what they are like Gnome What Ladies? Noman Of course not,... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Bonus Offer.

Noman I wished you wouldn’t keep walking over my garden Gnome Well I want my jerkin to fit better and I was told to take exercise. Noman Well walk up and down the path, look I’ll mark it out for you. Gnome it’s a bit uneven. Noman Alright how’s that a row of paving stones. Gnome What are you... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 7, 2010


Noman Do you think there is room for more culture on this page? Gnome Well there is a problem human beings like the look of human beings. Noman So you are trying to say that our own preferences rely on an imprint. Gnome Well I could suggest a better design, look at me I live on air. Monsters. I... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 6, 2010


Noman Do you wish that you could fly? and just soar free of all problems Dwarf I don’t mind how high I go as long as I have got one foot on the ground. Noman Suppose I wasn’t here and a mad rabbit stared at you and you knew when it lowered its head that it was going to charge. Dwarf I would try to... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 5, 2010

***** HORNS******

Noman He’s going to tell us how he met Horns. Gnome Well that’s his prerogative, I won’t listen Noman If you don’t listen, you will never learn Gnome It’s people like you who live in a fantasy world Noman Well people make comments and comments are not alive. Gnome You will be saying that I’m not... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 4, 2010


Noman Have you ever seen this Horns? Gnome Sometimes I think I am the only sane structure in this field. Noman Have you ever looked through the hedge on the north side? Gnome No of course not I always face the south meadow. Nova finds a new home. Horns has protrusions fairly mounted. I’ve only got... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010


Noman Noman Sometimes, I wonder what life’s for Gnome Well in your case it’s to be a bore. Noman Rather that than a misery Gnome All right we’ll play a game of C Noman Can cats climb crinkly chimneys Gnome Certainly. Caterpillars can chew cheese. Noman Common chaffinches’ chirp cheerfully. Gnome... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010


Clarification. Jock’s first son came to London town His little moustache went up and down He was a spiv and to earn good wages He sold humming birds in tiny cages. He sold umbrellas to countless gnomes Some stood around or searched for homes Development was being planned Across the secret meadow... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 1, 2010


Sir Gnome cont. This was a bit of a comeback for Sir Gnome His first thought was to go back home. And sit by the billabong and bathe his toes His socks were black,his pants, who knows. But we know he came from hardy stock And perhaps he thought of poor old Jock. His poor old gramp a wheeler dealer... Sign in to see full entry.

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