Small event. Come on ladies and gents this is one of life's events. First I'll shrink you all to size Or you won't fit otherwise. Oops! your clothes fall on the floor There are rose petals here for all And handy elastic bands You see I really have it planned. The little ones will serve you food Now... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, January 10, 2017
Tuesday, January 3, 2017
Hello folks its cosy folks and little scent is daring One must expect a good effect if that is what you're wearing. But all choose this one and use it yes they do, wouldn't you.' I'm nosy folks if this invokes, a secret all are sharing with all respect I do suspect that you are all quite daring I'll... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, January 1, 2017
Tramp I don't suppose you have ever been a tramp Of course it was in the olden days of the paraffin lamp. The old Workhouse looked grim my father said children were there in his lifetime, looked after, a boy he befriended always brought a slice of cake for lunch, Dad always envied that and swapped... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, December 28, 2016
Janet at 15 It is so vexing my complexion Is not what it should be. Eat your roughage. eat your greens. Now I have pimples three. I have eaten three cream buns I am in my teens These pimples are just little ones but they will grow on me. I feel my skin grow hot and tight I suffer from volcanoes Look... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, December 26, 2016
Love me. Johnny 'Hello Susan.' Susan 'What do you want' Johnny.' To speak to you if I can.' Susan' ' Go on then.' Johnny. I have not seen girls much they have curls.' Susan. ' I use curlers sometimes.' Johnny,'Just like your Mummy? Susan.'It depends what occurs.' Johnny can I give you a kiss? Susan.... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, December 23, 2016
Chumpet 'Dear bloggit friends this concludes my previous work of art. What can I do Sir, I do feel afraid You will be happy after you're laid. Well I don't think so, Sir she said, I'll just take my chance in the old cow shed. That's what she thought and she was wise. (Chumpet that rhymes with... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, December 22, 2016
' CC please help me Alright Chumpet. Just remember to be polite. Well Auntie Kabu is sometimes naughty. Shall I write about a kangaroo No do you mind writing about mice. Sorry I can't find that one. Um, um, A milk maid just think about it. Milk maid by Chumpet 'What are you doing my pretty maid.' 'I... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, December 21, 2016
Chumpet I am very annoyed I try and I've tried to write my own verse but it seems that the curse of my boyhood resents my careless events So I muddle on through with the sweetness of you to console a poor lad with the love that most had A poor little fellow like me must try always to be Just a small... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, December 20, 2016
Mary found a little calf she took it walkies for a laugh. Until somebody pointed! The mayor called the Health Committee. He said it would be quite a pity. to see Mary disappointed. He had contacted all the Zoos And now had just received the news that one was in a desperate state having lost a young... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, December 19, 2016
Day dreams I am the ghost writer I could be much brighter, but then it would surely defeat Every intention whatever I mention And I suppose you would call me a cheat, I have had my chips but I can't refuse lips that are soft and pulsating with heat I know it is funny but it is also a treat And I... Sign in to see full entry.