Wednesday, February 28, 2007
MESSAGE FROM THE HEART: The Love Letter I Never Wrote.....
EDITOR'S NOTE: It's not often I expose my thoughts and feelings through any means other than satire. But, some things have to be said, or written, from the heart in order to keep the nightmares from overwhelming you deep in the night. These thoughts and words come from a relationship long lost. I...
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Friday, February 9, 2007
ANNA NICOLE SMITH AUTOPSY PHOTO ~ WARNING: Graphic Content
As most of you know by now, former Playboy playmate and octogenarian tonsil-tickling airhead Anna Nicole Smith died suddenly yesterday in Hollywood, Florida. Fans of the Banished Bloggers Network - and you both know who you are - know of my undying love and boy-like adoration for Anna. She was...
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Monday, May 8, 2006
The Official Mark2556 Illegal Guide for Illegal Aliens - Part Dos
¡Oye chico! Haven't read Part Uno of this informative and colorfully illustrated travel brochure yet? N o te puedo dejar entrar a Estados Unidos until you do, so s croll down and read part one now. It's important to you as an illegal American. Don't make me boycott you.... THE OFFICIAL MARK2556...
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Monday, May 1, 2006
The Mark2556 Official Illegal Guide for Illegal Aliens - Part Uno
If you’re among the thousands of proud, hard-working, odd-smelling non-taxpayers who sorta forgot to get that work visa renewed seven years ago or decided the best way to see the USA was in the back of a Tyler Chicken freight truck, you know how difficult it can be to establish yourself as a...
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Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Hurricane Wilma: I'm a Victim. Blow Me.
The center of Wilma came straight through my little corner of tropical heaven Monday morning. Although the worst damage in the state occurred right here, none of us has been compelled to rape, cannibalize or euthanise our neighbors, despite my pleas. Much of the hot action during the height of the...
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