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mark2556--it's going to be an interesting "blow me" season.
posted by
scriber
on April 25, 2006 at 6:31 AM
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I hope to read your updates soon. You have 10 in this blog. Thanks for your help.
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on April 18, 2006 at 2:43 PM
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posted by
A-and-B
on April 14, 2006 at 4:44 AM
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Scriber ~ Your room is always waiting for you.
And our team of health care providers is ready to administer whatever treatments you require.
(Please note the leather cat-o-nine-tails is not covered under Medicaid)
posted by
mark2556
on April 4, 2006 at 7:01 PM
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Mark. I like to be forced to revisit this den of inequals. or whatever pays
posted by
scriber
on April 4, 2006 at 3:51 PM
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posted by
A-and-B
on April 1, 2006 at 5:33 AM
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posted by
A-and-B
on March 28, 2006 at 5:00 AM
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It looks like the hurricane has lifted some bloggers away.
Congrats, 3 are in for the blogger ID.
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on March 13, 2006 at 1:58 PM
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posted by
A-and-B
on March 7, 2006 at 2:04 PM
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Congrats for the movie answer. The clicks are in. Hope to read a new post soon.
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on March 3, 2006 at 2:29 PM
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posted by
A-and-B
on February 17, 2006 at 3:33 AM
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Freelancer ~
You have a keen eye for genious. Counting you, my legion of devoted fans has swelled to......uh, three. That's including me and an insane woman who was booted off Blogit several months ago.
posted by
mark2556
on February 13, 2006 at 9:49 AM
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I've read down all you're blogs...
I haven't laughed that hard in a while....
posted by
FreelancerX
on February 11, 2006 at 8:55 PM
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Scriber ~ No. I've got another 37 year's worth left.
And that's not including the cupcakes. Phroawr, yes?
posted by
mark2556
on February 10, 2006 at 5:30 AM
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Mark--Is this the last week for free Twinkies for Hurricane victims?
posted by
scriber
on February 10, 2006 at 5:19 AM
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twisted mind...
but funny... & real
:-)
posted by
FreelancerX
on February 9, 2006 at 11:23 PM
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What's happening in the neighborhood?
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on February 9, 2006 at 5:18 PM
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Happy Birthday to you. Cheers!
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on February 5, 2006 at 5:30 AM
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Scriber ~ There are.
But napalm is so darned expensive, and it violates several local ordinances about burning refuse.
posted by
mark2556
on February 4, 2006 at 3:24 AM
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I wonder about the next hurriucane season. There must be a better way
to get rid of the slums.
posted by
scriber
on February 2, 2006 at 7:40 AM
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A & B ~ It's New Year's?
I guess that explains the mess here at the Center, not to mention the police tape. Damn, I hate blacking out for more than two days.
posted by
mark2556
on January 3, 2006 at 4:09 AM
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Happy New Year!
posted by
A-and-B
on December 31, 2005 at 2:03 AM
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How are the survivors? :)
posted by
A-and-B
on December 29, 2005 at 1:06 AM
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mark2556,
May all the good things be blown to your doorstep this New Year. Here is your prize. Thanks for reading.
(A)
posted by
A-and-B
on December 27, 2005 at 2:41 PM
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Merry X'mas to you and the dawg.
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on December 24, 2005 at 4:50 AM
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How many midgets does it take to make one Santa? Lol.
(A)
posted by
A-and-B
on December 10, 2005 at 3:20 AM
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Been giving your twinkie problem some thought
Why not get hold of Paris Hilton (My absolute favourite celebrity - Not!) she loves flashing her twinkie.
posted by
fionajean
on December 10, 2005 at 3:20 AM
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Your neighborhood must be decked to receive the midgets by now.
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on December 6, 2005 at 1:36 PM
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A spanking? Great!
I'll heat up the paddle and ask the neighbors to close their windows.
posted by
mark2556
on December 6, 2005 at 4:44 AM
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You called me a Bonehead-
for that you deserve a spanking. Bad Mark. (now don't enjoy it too much)
posted by
fionajean
on December 6, 2005 at 1:52 AM
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Three clicks as promised - Fiona
posted by
fionajean
on December 4, 2005 at 10:29 PM
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Ann ~ Annual ho's?
Now you're just trying to turn me on.
I want a mistress for Christmas.
posted by
mark2556
on December 2, 2005 at 4:32 AM
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It looks as good as new or even better.
I guess the midgets will come out in full force with the annual ho, ho, hos.
(A)
posted by
A-and-B
on December 2, 2005 at 4:24 AM
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Ann ~ No, the midgets were safe during the storm.
A neighbor of mine has a backhoe, and we buried them about three feet underground. Quite effective, really.
This is Casa de 2556 as it looks today, six weeks after Wilma:
It's amazing what can be accomplised with a little determination and a team of cash-happy Hondurans.
posted by
mark2556
on December 2, 2005 at 4:06 AM
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Mark2556,
Were all the midgets blown off course too? They might find it tough to backtrack in the snow.
(A)
posted by
A-and-B
on December 2, 2005 at 3:56 AM
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The damages have been past. An updated post will be interesting.
(A)
posted by
A-and-B
on November 30, 2005 at 4:33 AM
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Decshak ~ Thank you for spitting up here.
That sort of support can't be faked.
posted by
mark2556
on November 25, 2005 at 4:46 AM
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The caption for this picture was so funny that I couldn't finally spit it
out until my fifth try, trying to tell my husband about it!
posted by
WindTapper
on November 12, 2005 at 6:49 AM
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Ben ~ Sorta naked.
If you look below the bucket of the totally-awesome, manly-man's debris-clearing superclaw machine, you can see a tree without many leaves. Which is probably normal for this time of year in most places, but this isn't one of them. All the leaves were blown off in the hurricane. There was some kind of report last week about how many trees are completely gone in this county...like in the tens of thousands. So it's very.....sunny.
FREE MULCH to the FIRST 100,000 VISITORS
posted by
mark2556
on November 9, 2005 at 3:27 AM
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mark2556,
It never blows twice over. So, how's the refurbished neighborhood looking?
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on November 8, 2005 at 8:01 PM
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Hammock ~ No, no raping & pillaging....
But things are slowly returning to normal, so the R & P should be back in full swing by next week.
posted by
mark2556
on November 3, 2005 at 4:26 AM
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Glad to hear no Raping, and Pillaging...WTF!
Thanks for poppin over.
posted by
Hammock_Noweilz
on November 2, 2005 at 3:49 AM
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Mark2556
Someone said the dawg was pregro? Now I know he has a lot of tricks up his furry legs, but that would be a miracle. Bitch slap to the one who would suggest he is nothing other than a moral dawg!
posted by
Offy
on November 2, 2005 at 1:37 AM
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Temple ~ I'm pretty sure you were calling out for me.
It was something like, "Oh! Oh! OH! YEAH!! YEAH!!! OOHH!!! DAMMIT, DON'T YOU HAVE MORE BATTERIES?!?!?"
Generally, those kind of comments are directed my way.
posted by
mark2556
on November 1, 2005 at 4:22 PM
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We had phone sex?
Damn, I had a busy night. I was screaming something, but I thought it was someone else's name. Oops. ;)
posted by
Temple
on November 1, 2005 at 6:52 AM
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Spiffster ~ Thank you again.
Lord knows what would've happened if I'd woken up and started filling the freaking generator for the 7th day in a row, thinking it was 6am when it was really only 5. Heck, I'da been an hour off on my day's picking-up-more-fucking-roof-shingles and chain-sawing-more-fucking-trees activitites.
However, I gotta admit I enjoyed the conversation. I never had a phone sex 3-way before. Did Temple ever stop screaming?
In order to save on long-distance charges, I think next time you two should climb in my bedroom window and help me reset my clock in person, if you know what I mean and I bet you do.
posted by
mark2556
on November 1, 2005 at 3:04 AM
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Oh, My sweet Marky, that's why I felt it so necessary to
call you at 3am (well, actually 2am) on Saturday night. I'm also so happy that The Boof is all well n' healthy n' stuff, too.
posted by
SpitFire70
on November 1, 2005 at 1:23 AM
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Cheap-Women: Kneel in front of a priest?
Isn't that what alter boys are for?
posted by
mark2556
on October 31, 2005 at 5:45 AM
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MASTERMARK
All I can add here is quite clearly the bottom line
Next time you are BEGGING for that magnificient BLOW JOB...you may want to point to your large meaty area..as you scream out your pleas....obviously....your voo-doo doll got a bit confused. Don't feel bad for causing this disaster...although you should kneel in front of a priest...asap and bring the lube.....all will be forgiven.
posted by
cheap-women
on October 30, 2005 at 8:46 AM
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fwmystic ~ At last, someone who feels my pain.
I think that means we're gay. Shit.
posted by
mark2556
on October 30, 2005 at 3:04 AM
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What would really be funny ....
if Passionflower were to show up at your doorstep!
I weep for you.
posted by
fwmystic
on October 29, 2005 at 9:48 PM
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Here's a funny story ~
FEMA came by today, and guess what? If you're smart enough to buy a generator prior to a storm, as in more than 24 hours before the storm hits, pretty much like every FEMA official adives, you get jack shit. If you're stupid enough to wait until the storm or afterward to drive all over creation, burning gas that can't be replaced 'cause there's no gas to get and power at the pumps anyway, stand in line for four hours in hopes you can get one and eventually buy a generator, FEMA will pay for it. Like, at the jacked-up prices you get to pay when it's that late.
Ha-ha-ha....
Have I mentioned there's still no power? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
posted by
mark2556
on October 29, 2005 at 5:06 PM
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Lensman ~ I dunno how theraputic weeping is...
.....but I just beat the living shit out of a potential looter. Or maybe she was one of the neighbors daughters. Either way, I feel the healing process starting.
posted by
mark2556
on October 28, 2005 at 2:35 PM
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Scoop. ~ I got the skinny on the girl with the puke-speckled PJ's...
Her name is Ben and she shaves every Friday. Hurry.....this sort of opportunity won't last for long.
posted by
mark2556
on October 28, 2005 at 2:06 PM
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THAT HORROR IS TH E ONLY FO RM OFTRANSPORTATION AT MY HOUSE .....LOL.
posted by
Kiddo75
on October 27, 2005 at 5:18 PM
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Sir Mark,
Ouch! Sending one case of lube and a dozen naked midgets to start clean up. Glad you and fur face are o.k. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on October 27, 2005 at 3:43 PM
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Kiddo ~ Thank you for that.
Once again you've made me realize that no natural disaster, no matter how devastating, can equal the horrifying creations of a Mississippi redneck.
posted by
mark2556
on October 27, 2005 at 3:21 PM
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MiaElla ~ Yep, humor is a great thing to have in these situations...
....and some bodacious tat-ta's would be a real help. Can you bring yours over? Please hurry....I don't know how much longer I can hold out.
posted by
mark2556
on October 27, 2005 at 3:17 PM
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Scriber ~ Yes. And every day gets more and more hysterical.
The only down side is the fact that I haven't found any looters to shoot. I'd go to New Orleans to find one but I hate long drives. Plus, New Orleans is a real shit-hole.
posted by
mark2556
on October 27, 2005 at 3:15 PM
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Damon ~ Global warming? Boulderdash!
The hurricanes are clearly the result of advanced cyclogenisis magnetic machines, located somewhere deep in China. Some meteorologist in Kansas is touting this theory. Which pretty much tells you everything you'll ever need to know about Kansas.
posted by
mark2556
on October 27, 2005 at 3:12 PM
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I think you lost this....from the trailer park....please come get it.......
posted by
Kiddo75
on October 27, 2005 at 11:12 AM
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mark2556
it's good to have humor in situations like this....and boobies? lol
posted by
MiaElla
on October 27, 2005 at 9:50 AM
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Mark, u survived to laugh about it. nice going.
posted by
scriber
on October 27, 2005 at 5:35 AM
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mark2556
Funny again. The wind in the willows blows the humor homewards.
A.
posted by
A-and-B
on October 27, 2005 at 5:20 AM
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Ann ~ Thanks.
Please comfort Ben. He's quite sensitive and this may be tearing him up inside.
Weep for Ben.
posted by
mark2556
on October 27, 2005 at 4:54 AM
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Jane ~ No, he's a lean, mean dawg-machine.
He was a fat boy but he's lost 25 pounds. So he must be pregnant. Which means Chris2303 didn't use a condom. Again.
posted by
mark2556
on October 27, 2005 at 4:51 AM
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Good on Yer...
...for being able to laugh while all around you, people weep.
Global warming, anybody?
D
posted by
DamonLeigh
on October 27, 2005 at 4:50 AM
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I'm sorry for your loss and damage to your property.
A.
posted by
A-and-B
on October 27, 2005 at 4:42 AM
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poetjpb ~ Thanks for stopping by.
What's your sister look like? 'Cause if she's the woman who beat me up and stole my gas yesterday, I'm gonna be really embarrassed.
posted by
mark2556
on October 27, 2005 at 4:35 AM
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Renigade ~ Please send the wet shirt as soon as you can.
Or a photograph of you not wearing it. Please hurry.
posted by
mark2556
on October 27, 2005 at 4:02 AM
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Mark
Great photos...great humour....still looking kinda stormy down there. Glad you're staying lucky, although that tree came pretty close. I'd forgotten how therapeutic weeping can be
posted by
Lensman
on October 26, 2005 at 7:59 PM
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I'm weeping . . . only because I'm laughing my fool head off!
But I must ask. Forgive me for being so danged bold. Is your dawg preggars? Or just a little too loved with treats (like mine)? Or did she inhale a shingle as it flew through the air????
posted by
JanesOpinion
on October 26, 2005 at 7:44 PM
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I'm sorry I can't weep I am to busy laughing my ass off, seriously though
I am glad you are OK, I miss reading you on a regular basis, your humor is the best. Oh and Mark if you can get me the hot chicks number in the fancy pants it will be appreciated. Winter is setting in up north and I could use some heat.
posted by
scoop
on October 26, 2005 at 6:30 PM
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Ariala told me to click ya' so here I am
lol, love the laughs.....
My sister in law owns a condo there.....at least I hope it's still there
posted by
poetjpb
on October 26, 2005 at 6:27 PM
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I'm still weeping. Sorry, but the tears are beginning to soak through my
WHITE tshirt. Must go change to look more presentable...
posted by
Renigade
on October 26, 2005 at 6:22 PM
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Hollee ~ Thank you for weeping.
I'm weeping as well. Wait.....make that dripping. Oops.
posted by
mark2556
on October 26, 2005 at 8:00 AM
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Renigade ~ I certainly hope so.
Usually I have to mention faggots and dikes to get decent fan mail.
posted by
mark2556
on October 26, 2005 at 7:59 AM
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Ariala ~ I'm 6' 2"
Perhaps you're shrinking.....yeah, right. Like you could get any shorter...
posted by
mark2556
on October 26, 2005 at 7:58 AM
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Blackcat ~ Yes. Another quality hum-job...
....and all natural, too!
posted by
mark2556
on October 26, 2005 at 7:57 AM
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Mark and Dawg--I weep copiously for you both. Your neighbors are freaks!
Poor you guys.
Glad you made it through alive and kicking though--seriously.
posted by
Hollee
on October 26, 2005 at 7:49 AM
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Did you not get the memo? You are not to refer to
"blow, blowing, jobs, blowing employment," in your headlines. Some will find this HIGHLY offensive and will barrage the research center with hate mail the likes of which has not been seen since it was revealed that Pat Robertson was found in a bunker with five midgets, two goats, twelve ears of corn and a case of astroglide. Trust me.
posted by
Renigade
on October 26, 2005 at 7:15 AM
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LOL, what a mess...I will drop ship 12 midgets to you for lunch or an
afternoon snack. You seem taller in this pic than in other pics you've put up...did Wilma stretch you with left over Astroglide?
posted by
Ariala
on October 26, 2005 at 7:10 AM
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Geez... looks like quite a blow job. LOL
Glad you're okay. Funny about the woman in her pajamas.... LOL
posted by
-blackcat
on October 26, 2005 at 7:00 AM
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