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posted by
A-and-B
on December 27, 2006 at 1:25 PM
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Stoppin by to wish
A very Merry Christmas!
posted by
Offy
on December 25, 2006 at 3:37 AM
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Merry X'mas!
posted by
A-and-B
on December 23, 2006 at 1:13 PM
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Just checked this. Congratulations. A good agent is halfway into the door of publishing.
posted by
A-and-B
on December 22, 2006 at 2:44 PM
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Nautikos ~ Yes, still here. Just like a viral infection.
posted by
mark2556
on December 18, 2006 at 7:25 AM
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mark
you may not have 'returned', but I'm glad you're still 'there'...
posted by
Nautikos
on December 17, 2006 at 11:35 AM
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mark
This was great!!!
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on December 11, 2006 at 3:38 PM
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The writer has a good agent ~
However, she seems hung up on me delivering the finished product, hence my absence. Well, that, plus the fact that Blogit has gotten really, really girly.
posted by
mark2556
on December 5, 2006 at 5:20 AM
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A good agent might do the trick for the writer. We know the limitations of blogging...
posted by
A-and-B
on December 4, 2006 at 1:41 PM
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posted by
A-and-B
on December 1, 2006 at 3:00 PM
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Thanks for visiting the other comic.
posted by
A-and-B
on November 15, 2006 at 1:58 PM
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I loved your artwork on the Brithsh Librarian's loony bin post, Mark, it
was inspired, genius,
posted by
Blanche.
on October 31, 2006 at 12:24 PM
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Hahaha. Of course she is.
Being in love means never having to say you're psychotic.
posted by
mark2556
on October 27, 2006 at 2:49 PM
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Twlight zone. She's still checking comments. Move a-head elsewhere.
posted by
A-and-B
on October 27, 2006 at 2:46 PM
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Hahaha! That's what I used to ask about a certain bloggette.
Unfortunately, I found the answer.
posted by
mark2556
on October 27, 2006 at 2:35 PM
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What's a sweet looking lady like her doing with a head like that?
posted by
A-and-B
on October 27, 2006 at 2:27 PM
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Yes. It's the only holiday I get excited over.
I have a real thing for pumpkin heads.
posted by
mark2556
on October 27, 2006 at 2:21 PM
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Where have you been! Returning just for Halloween?
posted by
A-and-B
on October 27, 2006 at 1:53 PM
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A & B ~ I freaking wish.
I could use a good probing.
posted by
mark2556
on October 27, 2006 at 1:38 PM
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The aliens might be having the blogger....
posted by
A-and-B
on September 13, 2006 at 2:48 PM
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kat ~ Thank you.
Love me long time.
posted by
mark2556
on September 8, 2006 at 6:26 AM
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Totum: I'll be darned...you're right.
I had no idea Burt Reynolds was a wetback. Another dream shattered.
posted by
mark2556
on September 7, 2006 at 4:14 PM
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loved it
posted by
Kat02
on September 5, 2006 at 2:17 PM
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for some reason the guy in the blue shirt looks like Burt Reynolds to me.
Has Burt been informed? I'm calling him right now.
posted by
myrrhage_
on September 5, 2006 at 12:03 PM
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posted by
A-and-B
on August 30, 2006 at 5:28 AM
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Many are waiting to read more...
posted by
A-and-B
on August 24, 2006 at 2:37 PM
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Hola. 10 clicks for the amigo.
posted by
A-and-B
on August 15, 2006 at 3:58 PM
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Nautikos ~ Are you kidding? Those panty-waists never come by here.
Probably because I never write about peace or love, at least not without mentioning personal lubricants and midgets. Or it could be because I only post twice a year.
posted by
mark2556
on August 15, 2006 at 10:28 AM
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posted by
A-and-B
on August 14, 2006 at 3:04 PM
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Well, I never...
! I wonder when the PC hordes will start laying siege to this blog...
posted by
Nautikos
on August 13, 2006 at 6:06 AM
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posted by
A-and-B
on August 10, 2006 at 6:27 AM
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I want to come to your behavior institute!!!
§
posted by
Shams-i-Heartsong
on August 6, 2006 at 8:46 AM
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You could be right ~
Loose lips sink ships.
And cost top dollar in Vegas. Phroawr.
posted by
mark2556
on August 2, 2006 at 5:46 AM
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Shhhh...not so loud. There might be spies. Don't want a crack down here...
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on August 2, 2006 at 5:35 AM
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Haha ~ Now THERE'S a comic!
posted by
mark2556
on August 2, 2006 at 5:29 AM
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A & B
Where are the aliens? are you kiddin'? On Blogit of course, silly!
posted by
ariel70
on August 2, 2006 at 5:13 AM
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So where are the aliens now?
posted by
A-and-B
on August 2, 2006 at 5:09 AM
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Keep on blogging!
posted by
A-and-B
on July 31, 2006 at 4:09 PM
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posted by
A-and-B
on July 31, 2006 at 6:52 AM
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Rumjumbie ~ Yes...
...and this is just the reality of my life. I think.
posted by
mark2556
on June 20, 2006 at 6:44 PM
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posted by
A-and-B
on June 20, 2006 at 3:21 PM
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oh chico; oh sisco. or something like that. Bring back the Cisco Kid.
posted by
scriber
on June 20, 2006 at 8:52 AM
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Congrats! 3 clicks are here.
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on June 19, 2006 at 4:23 PM
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You have a wicked sense of humour, mark 2556
posted by
rumjumbie
on June 19, 2006 at 12:37 PM
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You need to do a new post...
This one's been here a month and people are still commenting on it. I'm not sure what that says about society, mankind, bloggers and all that.
posted by
Passionflower
on June 16, 2006 at 1:05 PM
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10 clicks are escorted here by these emoticons.
Congratulations. Thanks for playing.
(A)
posted by
A-and-B
on June 15, 2006 at 5:33 AM
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posted by
A-and-B
on June 10, 2006 at 2:16 PM
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The border might need a sort of Great Wall of America.
(A)
posted by
A-and-B
on June 5, 2006 at 2:14 PM
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way too much time on your hands.....hehehehe
posted by
Kiddo75
on May 28, 2006 at 5:44 PM
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Mysteria ~ Muchas gracias, señorita.
It's not often someone sees my goodies and says "wow". Usually, it's more like, "Oh, dear, were you in an accident or something?"
posted by
mark2556
on May 28, 2006 at 5:17 PM
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mark2556
these, how you say? words? fall awfully short in conveying my feelings of WoW inspired by you and your goodies. neato
posted by
mysteria
on May 28, 2006 at 4:58 PM
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posted by
A-and-B
on May 27, 2006 at 2:22 PM
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Scriber ~ Yeah, and hopefully it happens soon.
I wanna raise my hurricane relief fees for welfare recipients by 600%.
posted by
mark2556
on May 23, 2006 at 4:42 PM
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Mark---story idea: When Aqua-backed Amigos Meet Hurricane Katrina II.
the shit going ter fly.
posted by
scriber
on May 22, 2006 at 7:02 AM
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PF ~ No, not forbidden.
But the Internal Revenue Service refuses to accept the little buggers as payment for back taxes, so my incentive is really low.
posted by
mark2556
on May 17, 2006 at 1:19 AM
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Selling like hot cakes? Out of print? Part III releasing soon? Please inform us. Thanks.
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on May 16, 2006 at 6:04 AM
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Oh Mark, You've outdone yourself with that last answer you gave me!
That's funny shit! I'm going to make a bumper sticker/Tee-shirt that says:
"CHEESE WON'T GET PREGNANT NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU SCREW IT!"
{PS-Weren't you forbidden to pro-create by some secret govt agency?}
posted by
Passionflower
on May 15, 2006 at 1:00 PM
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Scriber ~ This is South Florida. We don't have leaves.
We have sod, which is why our aqua-backed amigos flock here in droves.
Verde side up is about the only instruction necessary.
posted by
mark2556
on May 15, 2006 at 7:50 AM
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Hey, get off my back(wet)or I'm gorn home. Rake your own leaves
posted by
scriber
on May 15, 2006 at 7:37 AM
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It is estimated that 11 to 12 million U.S. addicts are headed for Mexico
where not only are drugs legal, the dealers accept food stamps for drugs.
posted by
scriber
on May 14, 2006 at 7:45 AM
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About damn time ~
I
need those people. And their drugs.
posted by
mark2556
on May 13, 2006 at 3:55 AM
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Mark--Bush calls up National Guard to keep druggies in U.S.
Late breaking news.
posted by
scriber
on May 12, 2006 at 4:00 PM
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Mark--- Your English is excellent for someone who lives in South Florida.
posted by
Jazwolf
on May 12, 2006 at 9:02 AM
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Ben ~ Yes, there's no gratitude like illegal alien gratitude.
I'm saying "de nada" by giving their names to INS.
posted by
mark2556
on May 12, 2006 at 7:51 AM
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You must be getting tons of gratitude cards and gifts from them.
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on May 11, 2006 at 2:41 PM
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Strat ~ I don't really want to get into cheese production.
By my girlfriend says I can give them hers if I don't want it, which is a bad plan because I really like oral sex.
posted by
mark2556
on May 10, 2006 at 2:30 PM
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Your country needs you , sir.
Now get over to the cheese factory and start churnin'!
posted by
strat
on May 10, 2006 at 1:42 PM
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Congratulations. You have the clicks for the guess. Thanks for playing.
posted by
A-and-B
on May 10, 2006 at 4:53 AM
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Very well written humor.
posted by
A-and-B
on May 10, 2006 at 3:43 AM
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PF ~ Sorry, but government cheese sucks.
It doesn't even come close to sex with an illegal alien. Well, it smells the same, but only if you leave it out in the sun. Plus, cheese doesn't get pregnant no matter how many times I screw it, and we both know how badly I want to procreate.
posted by
mark2556
on May 9, 2006 at 4:54 PM
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Well, of COURSE they're from another planet ~
Which explains why they have no concept of "Slower Traffic Keep Right".
I'm surprised I have to explain this.
posted by
mark2556
on May 9, 2006 at 8:36 AM
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When i think about just the term illegal alien
i wonder. I get the illegal part, but aliens, like these brothers and sisters are from another planet or species.
posted by
Shams-i-Heartsong
on May 9, 2006 at 8:10 AM
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Mark, You can make fun of many things....
But don't make fun of Government Cheese!!! I have to draw the line somewhere. Now get busy impregnating illegal aliens.
posted by
Passionflower
on May 9, 2006 at 7:34 AM
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Mark2556--All together the anthem: "jose can ju see?" etc.
posted by
scriber
on May 9, 2006 at 5:39 AM
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PF ~ Does that mean I'd get
fundos federales for impregnating illegal biotches? I'm willing to do it. I'll even accept government cheese, which probably tastes about the same.
posted by
mark2556
on May 9, 2006 at 4:24 AM
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I have a real story...a true story of illegal aliens.
You see, in my line of work, I often have to give Federal dineros to illegals simply because they've had a child in the US. You've inspired me to write a post about it.
posted by
Passionflower
on May 8, 2006 at 7:35 PM
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A & B ~ Stop kidding around.
You know darn well you're here for the poorly-drawn Mexican chiquitas with asses grandes, just like me.
posted by
mark2556
on May 8, 2006 at 5:39 PM
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Very well written humor.
posted by
A-and-B
on May 8, 2006 at 3:16 PM
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Trevor ~ Good God, you're an illegal alien, too?
posted by
mark2556
on May 8, 2006 at 1:28 PM
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Yeah, but seeing him in the hands of a buff Latino is pretty hot.
I want him even if he really is impotent.
posted by
mark2556
on May 8, 2006 at 12:45 PM
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no hablo ingles senoR.
posted by
Trevor_Cunnington
on May 8, 2006 at 12:45 PM
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This picture with Chris in it made me die laughing.
posted by
Ariala
on May 8, 2006 at 12:39 PM
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Well, I think they do it...
...but I don't know if they film it. Grab your Super-8 and meet me in Bulgaria. I have a friend with drugs and chocolates.
posted by
mark2556
on May 8, 2006 at 12:16 PM
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It's true,
I'm migrating to Czechoslo-my-vakia just to escape their raw armpits and driving atrocities. Do you think they make porn in Eastern Europe? I mean with corpses...
posted by
chris2303
on May 8, 2006 at 12:12 PM
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Chris ~ You freaking, inbred Brits!
You and your country full of Indians, Welchmen and Muslims are creating a race of mongoloids so hideous, even the French are starting to smell good.
Jesus, she's hot. Daddy wants milk.
posted by
mark2556
on May 8, 2006 at 11:51 AM
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Damn that border patrolman!
Lalita left me for an illegal man hunk who could get across the border. She even took the sheep. Now I'll never see my illegal lamb-children being born and growing up. Guess it's back to Britain, where nobody is illegal, even Madonna.
posted by
chris2303
on May 8, 2006 at 11:42 AM
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