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Wednesday, September 8, 2004

Hurricane Frances: It Can't Get Any Worse. Whoops...

No matter what you may have heard, hurricanes are a total frigging bummer... And they're totally fucking exhausting. Before, during and now. In the worst areas, people are lined up in their cars, 1 mile in either direction, to get a bag of ice and some water at relief stations. 1 million homes are... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 4, 2004

The Mark2556 Hurricane Update: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got some trees down, some shingles flying off the roof, and mucho rain. And, the wind pretty much sucks. Blows. Uh...it's bad. And the danged eye thing STILL hasn't made landfall! Sign in to see full entry.

The Mark2556 Hurricane Report: Live Update -- Power Gone! Shotgun Loaded!

This report brought to you by Genrac ®, makers of quality power generators worldwide, and Remington ® Assault Firearms "Better Them Than You!" Well, the freaking power went out at 12:40 pm. Should be back on around Monday. Please mail gasoline. View down street of trees swaying happily in the... Sign in to see full entry.

The Mark2556 Apocalypse Update: Official Passionflower Instructions!!! Woo!

In her latest post, Passionflower requests official Mark2556 recommendations for lodging and preferred destinations in Florida during Hurricane Frances. The following instructions are specifically for Passionalflower, who is a professionaly-trained disaster relief specialist, and are not intended... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 3, 2004

The Mark2556 Hurricane & Apocalypse Update, Friday, 4pm - Hot Photos - WOO!

First feeder bands coming through. Neighbor's house with shutters up. His name's Darryl. He's a nerd. The Mark2556 corner sidewalk. More boarded-up neighbors. My freaking lawn needs mowing. Partial view of the Mark2556 back yard and rear hurricane shutters. That's my bedroom window. Oh, that's... Sign in to see full entry.

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