Thursday, July 15, 2004
Newbie Transmogrification 2: Of COURSE you're a secret Martian diplomat!
ATTENTION BLOGGERS!!! OK, you’ve spent some quality therapeutic time at the MARK2556 HUMAN BEHAVIOR RESEARCH CENTER, you’ve purchased a copy of THE MHBRC E-Z GUIDE to I.D. TRANSMOGRIFICATION and ANTI-DETECTION ©, and you’ve made that all-important decision to pretend you’re brilliant by creating a...
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Wednesday, July 14, 2004
BBN Home Video Presents: SECRET AGENT - Action-Packed Mystery!!
AVAILABLE NOW ON BBN © HOME VIDEO! Follow the international man of mystery as he infiltrates the deepest regions of blogging networks around the world! Mind-numbing mystery abounds as SECRET AGENT dashes 'round the globe: Europe, Australia, North America, Asia, the South Pacific, Wal*Mart,...
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Monday, July 12, 2004
BLOGGERS! Pretend you're a Newbie with the E-Z Blogger Disguise Guide!
ATTENTION BLOGGERS!!! ARE YOU: · Interested in creating a new blogging personality? Or multiple personalities? How about dozens? · Looking for new ways to dupe bloggers into believing you’re a “Newbie”? I mean, other than saying, "I'm a Newbie, dammit!" · Tired of bloggers discovering your new ID...
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Monday, July 5, 2004
CONTAMINATED BLOGGERS! Treatment for blogging dementia available! ACT NOW!
ATTENTION BLOGGERS!!! RECENT BLOGGING EVENTS INDICATING AN OUTBREAK OF SEVERE SCHIZOBLOGNIA DISORDER (SSD-M'K), AN UNCONTROLLABLE MALADY RESULTING IN MULTIPLE BLOG PERSONALITIES, HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED. AFTER DAYS OF EXHAUSTIVE RESEARCH, TESTING AND SELF-MEDICATION, SCIENTISTS AT THE MARK2556 TEST...
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Friday, July 2, 2004
Kraked Blogger is Actually Alien Monster! Shocking Photo Inside! AMAZING!!
Do you REALLY know who you're blogging with??
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