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God bless you rescue personnel. The storm effects are reaching biblical proportions; I haven't had sex in over 48 hours, and I don't think I can hold out much longer. I'm a victim. Take me.
posted by
mark2556
on September 4, 2004 at 5:33 AM
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Hold on, Mark. I'm on the way and I DO have large breasts. I'm also bringing a litre of Crown Royal to go with your Dewar's. FEMA to the rescue!!!!!!
posted by
Passionflower
on September 4, 2004 at 5:13 AM
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Sassy ~ Actually, I use them as skeet over looter's heads. They think flying steers are shitting on them.
posted by
mark2556
on September 3, 2004 at 5:16 PM
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I'd say your set!
You are expecting the big breasted variety? Nobody like that is gonna help with an offering of Dinty Moore beef stew. That stuff smells like dog food.
posted by
Sherri_G
on September 3, 2004 at 5:01 PM
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There's an upper limit to being blown? I'll be darned...
posted by
mark2556
on September 3, 2004 at 3:46 PM
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I figured you'd heard Hurricanes Blow about as much as you can stand!
posted by
Hollee
on September 3, 2004 at 2:54 PM
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Hollee ~ Go with the flow? Is that some kinda high-wind hurricane humor? Har-har.
posted by
mark2556
on September 3, 2004 at 2:36 PM
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Aha - well, you are obviously well prepared. I guess I should tell you to
to keep your head down, but I don't think that matters much. So, just go with the flow I 'spose.
Be safe - really.
posted by
Hollee
on September 3, 2004 at 1:27 PM
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Hollee ~ The 12-gauge Personal Protection Device also doulbes as a can opener. It's a bit messy.
posted by
mark2556
on September 3, 2004 at 1:25 PM
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Mark - I wouldn't worry too much about cutting the grass - seems kind of
pointless right now. Do you have a can opener for the Dinty Moore? And Tums?
posted by
Hollee
on September 3, 2004 at 1:18 PM
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S ~ I'm kind of holding out for a large-breasted female reporter sidekick...wind-swept and dripping wet will work....oh yes.
posted by
mark2556
on September 3, 2004 at 1:13 PM
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THAT was funny! LOL
posted by
Ariala
on September 3, 2004 at 1:12 PM
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Mark--Get the Doc. for Team Coverage...Love Team Coverage of disasters.
posted by
scriber
on September 3, 2004 at 1:05 PM
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Scriber ~ Thanks. It's raining sideways right now, but I'll wait until the wind gets over 80 mph before I do the live outdoor report from my rooftop.
posted by
mark2556
on September 3, 2004 at 1:03 PM
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Mark--good update, just like on TV--trust Dinty Moore beef stew...
posted by
scriber
on September 3, 2004 at 12:52 PM
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