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Thursday, July 30, 2020
Wednesday, July 29, 2020
A woman goes into the doctor and tells him she is having digestive problems. "Oh, tell me your routine." "I get up and feed the family and then about 8:15 I have a bowel movement." The doctor runs tests and tells her. "You have 3 intestinal worms. We need to operate." The three worms hear. The first... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, July 27, 2020
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Sunday, July 26, 2020
lil johnny for adnohr
"If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?" "One dollar." answered little Johnny. "You don't know your basic math." said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed. Little Johnny shook his head too, "You... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, July 24, 2020
lil johnny for adnohr
Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asks curiously, "What are you doing, Dad?" His father quickly replies, "I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed." Little Johnny... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, July 22, 2020
lil johnny for adnohr
Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," says his mom, "of course not." Little Johnny runs back outside yelling to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!" Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, July 19, 2020
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Saturday, July 18, 2020
lil johnny for adnohr
One day while Johnny's dad was just getting out of the shower Johnny looked down and said, "Dad what's that hanging between your legs?" "Oh Johnny that's my nerve and yours will be this big one of these days", replies Johnny's dad. Anyway, the next day while in school Johnny really had to pee so he... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, July 17, 2020
lil johnny for adnohr
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, July 16, 2020
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