Tuesday, September 15, 2020
A priest was talking to a group of kids about "being good" and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?" "Heaven! Heaven!" Yelled Little Lisa. "And what do you have to be to get there?" asked the priest. "Dead!" Yelled Little Johnny. Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, September 14, 2020
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Sunday, September 13, 2020
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Saturday, September 12, 2020
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Thursday, September 10, 2020
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Wednesday, September 9, 2020
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Tuesday, September 8, 2020
Welcome fall
I'm a huge fan of Peanuts! Now to celebrate fall with some memes. I never understood the craze for pumpkin spice. I can't even stand the smell of it. I love pumpkin pie as long as there are no cloves or other spices than cinnamon and a very little nutmeg. Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, September 7, 2020
lil johnny for adnohr
Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The policeman said, "What's he like?" Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!" Sign in to see full entry.
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