It's been fun! What do penguins wear to the beach? A beak ini! Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, October 6, 2021
Tuesday, October 5, 2021
What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I'm glad you asked... 12:05 pm: It's time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it's a lukewarm PBR and you don't want to be a pansy in front of your older brother's friends. It's suppose to be lemon flavored but it's becoming quite clear that... Sign in to see full entry.
I never knew there were so many penguin jokes
What do penguins sing at their birthday parties? Freeze a jolly good fellow. Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, October 4, 2021
Found another penguin joke Why don't penguins like rock music? Because they only like sole! Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, October 3, 2021
Why do penguins not like UK? Because they don't like Wales! Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, October 2, 2021
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Friday, October 1, 2021
Penguin joke of the day: Why are penguins so popular on the internet? Because they have web feet! Sign in to see full entry.
Where do penguins keep their money? In a snow bank! Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, September 30, 2021
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Wednesday, September 29, 2021
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