CAUTION! Not pc and sex involved
A man entered a tattoo parlor and wanted to get a tattoo. "What can I do for you?" asked the tattoo artist. "Well," the man replied, "I want to get a $100 dollar bill tattooed on my penis." "I've never had that requested before. Do you mind if I ask why?" "Well, I really like to watch my money grow.... Sign in to see full entry.