THE ZANY PRONOUNCING MACHINE
When I first heard my phone machine attempt to say aloud the names of callers as they called my home, I gasped in startled wonderment! Applaud the effort, not the deed, I once had heard my mother say. But "KIVS-far-MAY-see" was far cry from "CVS the Pharmacy!" I wonder when I'm feeling tipsy how it... Sign in to see full entry.