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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Smart Blonde

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. The bank officer says that they will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

IRS Audit

When the minister picked up the phone, Special Agent Struzik from the IRS was on the line. "Hello, is this the minister?" "Yes, it is." "I'm calling to inquire about a member of your congregation, a Dr. Shipe. Do you recognize the name?" "Yes, he is a member of our congregation. How can I be of... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

What's Your IQ?

A popular Barber shop had a robot barber installed. A gentleman came in for a haircut and as the robot began to cut his hair it asked him, "What's your IQ?" The gentleman replied,"130." The robot then proceeded to engage in intellectual conversation about physics and astronomy. The gentleman was... Sign in to see full entry.

Osama's Wall

Osama bin Laden, George W. Bush, and Tony Blair are out walking together one day. They came across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish. That's three wishes total," said the genie. Tony Blair said, "I really love being the Prime Minister of Great Britain, but my... Sign in to see full entry.

Saddam Lookalikes

I heard that they got all of the Saddam Hussein lookalikes together and told them that they have some good news and some bad news. The good news was that Saddam survived the bombings, so they all still had jobs. One of the lookalikes asked, "What's the bad news?" The bad news, they were told, was... Sign in to see full entry.

Big Brother

A guy named Bob is travelling by Amtrak with two strangers sitting close to him. He is trying to sleep, but those guys were speaking loudly for a very long time heavily criticizing George Bush, the war in Iraq, corruption, unemployment, etc. So Bob, in an attempt to force the guys to stop talking... Sign in to see full entry.

"I'm Not Fishing"

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman... Sign in to see full entry.

Red Lights

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went right on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I... Sign in to see full entry.

Punctuation is everything

An English professor wrote the words, "A woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and told the students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing." Sign in to see full entry.

Let Him Dig

An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your... Sign in to see full entry.

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