The Best Medicine

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Thursday, July 19, 2007

All-Women's Parking-Lot

New Law: With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a "Women Only" parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Miss Beatrice's Organ

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon, the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Liar Liar

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

In Case of Emergency... (and more)

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car that's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

The Blonde Nun

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay." Sign in to see full entry.

Backseat Cook

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get... Sign in to see full entry.

Herman James, US Army, AWOL

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist... Sign in to see full entry.

Don't Go In That Field

A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm." The old farmer said "Okay, but don't go in that field right over yonder." The Agriculture representative said, "Mister, I have the authority of the... Sign in to see full entry.

Defective Nails

Two blondes with hammers, Paris and Britney, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Paris, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Britney, figuring this was worth looking into,... Sign in to see full entry.

A Wonderful and Marvelous Surprise

A rich man went to his pastor and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three-month trip to the Holy Land at my expense. When you come back, I'll have a surprise for you". The minister accepted the offer, and he and his wife went off to the Middle East. Three months later they returned home and... Sign in to see full entry.

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