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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Bee... what?!!!

While driving down the road a man ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a Bee flew in his window. The Bee said, "What seems to be the problem"? "I'm out of gas," replied the man. The Bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew... Sign in to see full entry.

To Be a Stud

Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. So what else would you like to be?" The first priest says, "I've... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Wounded Chicken

A chicken is trying to cross the road. He has no feet and no wings. How does he get across the road? You take the F out of "feet" and take the F out of "way". Sign in to see full entry.

A Polack, a priest, and a rabbi...

A Polack, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this, a joke?" Sign in to see full entry.

A string walks into a bar...

A string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender sneers at him, "We don't serve strings here." The string goes outside and returns a few hours later. "I told you," the bartender scolded, "We don't serve strings here!" The string exits the bar once again and goes into the alley behind the... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 8, 2007

Funny Cat Picture

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Good Boy?

A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again. He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has a note in his mouth. The butcher takes the note, and it reads, "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please." The... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 5, 2007

Can I smell your feet?

A guy gets onto an elevator and asks the lady next to him, "Excuse me, can I smell your feet?" "No!" she exclaims in horror. "Sorry," he replies, "It must be your armpits." Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Remembering the Elephant

Sometimes I like these heartwarming stories, but this one is incredible. In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Dumb Blondes (Free clicks by answering riddles.)

1. How do you know when a dumb blonde's been using a computer? 2. How do you drown a dumb blonde? 3. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? (Post your answers in the COMMENTS section. First user to answer one of the 3 riddles gets 7 clicks from me in their blog for each riddle answered... Sign in to see full entry.

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