The Best Medicine

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Friday, February 15, 2008

More Blonde Jokes III

BUYING A TV A blonde walks into an appliance store and says, "I would like to buy that T.V., please." The store clerk replies, "I'm sorry, we don't do business with blondes." So she storms off back to her house and dyes her hair black. The next day, she goes back to the same store and says, "I'd... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 5, 2008

A QUICK SURVEY FOR MY READERS

Do you prefer the CLEAN jokes or the more RISQUE ones? Answer in the COMMENTS. Thanks. Sign in to see full entry.

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Who's The Guy? / The Favor / Christmas Party - - - - - CAUTION: Risque

WHO'S THE GUY? ( CAUTION: RISQUE ) After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened... Sign in to see full entry.

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Little Bull

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull." The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wal-Mart Wine

Wal*Mart announced that, sometime in 2008, it will begin offering customers a new discount item ---- WalMart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2.00 - $5.00 range.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 1, 2008

Murphy's Logic / Really Bad Job / Health Plan / Sex Therapist

MURPHY'S LOGIC One day Murphy was mowing his grass when a moving truck pulled into the driveway next door. Knowing that no one lived there, he figured that he was getting new neighbors. As the neighbors were unloading the truck, he walked up to the fence and said, "Hello, I’m Murphy and I live next... Sign in to see full entry.

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Advances in Medicine

A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Have You Ever Wondered...?

- Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor..... - Atheism is a non-prophet organization. - If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?... Sign in to see full entry.

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The Rifle and the Cane

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that, Doc?" The doctor... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 28, 2008

Every Time I Clap My Hands...

Hillary Clinton, the lead Presidential Democrat Party candidate is for banning all guns in America. She is considered by those who have dealt with her as more than just a little self-righteous. At a recent rural elementary school meeting in North Florida, she asked the kids and the audience for... Sign in to see full entry.

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