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Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Making Donuts

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it and notices a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 17, 2007

1973 vs. 2007

Today's jokes are brought to you by BUCKAROOS. Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack of his truck. 1973: Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his truck and gets his to show Jack. 2007: School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to... Sign in to see full entry.

Gay Rancher

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a... Sign in to see full entry.

GM vs. Microsoft

Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release... Sign in to see full entry.

Last Child Support Check

On the day of his daughter's 18th birthday, the father called his daughter to come pick up his last child support payment. " Baby girl," he said, "I want you to take this check over to yo momma's house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and... Sign in to see full entry.

CAUTION: Risque content... Escaped Convict

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. After tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the... Sign in to see full entry.

CAUTION: Risque content... Redneck Sex Test

True or False: A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False: Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False: Vagina is a medical term used to describe a heart attack. True or False: A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False: A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False: Anus is a... Sign in to see full entry.

CAUTION: Risque content... Ethel's Wheelchair

Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loves to charge around the nursing home taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman is one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerate her and some of the men actually join in.... Sign in to see full entry.

Tommy's Confession

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned," begins the boy in the confessional, "I have been with a loose woman." "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" the priest asks. "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the woman you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well,... Sign in to see full entry.

Three Dogs at the Vet's Office

Three dogs, a Doberman, a Boxer, and a Labrador are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation. The Doberman turns to the Boxer and says, "So why are you here?" The Boxer replies, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything - the sofa, the cat, the kid, but the final... Sign in to see full entry.

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