A Tax Guy Tries Poetry

Sunday, March 4, 2007

Out Of My League

When I write a poem, It's easy to see, I'm really just saying, Here I am, look at me. I will never be Shakespeare, Or a great one such as Poe, I'm more like one of the stooges, Like Curly, Larry, or Moe. I'll just stick to taxes, It's all I really know, When it comes to poetry, I really am quite... Sign in to see full entry.

You Don't Have To Worry

Please don't go and worry, There's no need you see, That mean ole IRS auditor, Will have to go through me. Let me take a minute, And let you know about something, You have next to no chance, Of facing an I-R-S sting. Go about your business, There's nothing at all to fear, You know where to find me,... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 3, 2007

Rage Against The Manager

This guy thinks he's super, But I have another thought, I think he must be a servant, To his wife and is distraught. He thinks he knows the business, He thinks he knows more than me, By I think he just had an accident, I think he fell from a tree. He talks as though he is expert, Because he is not... Sign in to see full entry.

OMG

This is really big for me, I hope you understand, Learning all this new, hip stuff, Makes me feel quite grand. My kids do think me square, My mother says I'm too thin, Just how does the mighty Taxguy, Ever really fit in. I guess I am caught in the middle, The point in life I should be, But I don't... Sign in to see full entry.

Until Next Week

Sorry my friends, I am sick this day, A bit of the flu, Too sick for some play. But if you have questions, They don't have to wait, You can email me, That would be great. Next week I promise, I'll be back at the helm, Ready to inform and educate, But not overwhelm. You can call Dave, and remind him... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 2, 2007

Goodluck

I hope its done right. Your best interest at heart, You didn't ask me, I did not play a part. Entered all your numbers, your dependents I presume, I hope nothings missing, I would not just assume. What are your facts, your circumstances too, I'll bet they don't love you, As much as I do. We'll find... Sign in to see full entry.

I Want To Be A Star

When I was in school, Teacher would say, You need to balance, This is the way. I always pictured, an accountant with facts, Not on the radio, With holes in his slacks. Who wants to listen, Not many they say, Until income taxes, Too much they do pay. It's not just for taxes, Financial issues too, My... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 1, 2007

What's Wrong With You Boy?

"Great day In the mornin boy", my Granddaddy used to say, when he couldn't figure, my action of the day. How could he have known, When I often don't, The things I will do, And the things a that I won't. I used to tell them, I'll be a C-P-A, Why boy that's too hard, That'll be the day. The boy works... Sign in to see full entry.

Oh Happy Day

A day in the office, When all goes well, I think of the days, When all was hell. The planning went down, like a smooth running clock, tax planning that is, fix the hole in my sock. What could be better, When actual meets the plan, Maybe something sweet, A nice, grand caramel flan. Little victories... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Stay The Course

The stock market's down, but this is the trend, we experience this now, but it's not the end. I we have a plan, a good one of course, no need to be paniced, just stay on the horse. Portfolio's are balanced, when they buy what is good, when managers and investors, they do what they should. When... Sign in to see full entry.

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