A Tax Guy Tries Poetry

If you write a best seller, there's only one place to go, come and take a listen, to the "Better Business Show". You can be an author, A captain on the sea, Financial questions answered, There's no better place to be. No matter what you do in life, You have to deal with tax, listen every week my... Sign in to see full entry.

Welcome friends to my show, Listen and you will find, Information that you need, But not your daily grind. Starting a new business, What entity should you be? If you ask the question, The answer comes straight from me. How will you send your kids to school, A question that will plague many, I will... Sign in to see full entry.

Don't worry Proc, No offense taken, Now that its morning, I'll have some bacon. I know that it is true, Financial matters slow one's gate, But I am not ashamed to say, My soul they elevate. Maybe its the numbers, Or the story that they tell, Maybe its the challenge, To avoid financial hell.... Sign in to see full entry.

No one ever read me, They didn't even care, I guess a business and tax blog, Doesn't have the flare. I used to have this thought, write and they will read, but bloggers they are funny, they are a different breed. Info doesn't matter, they only have the time, to read my shakey poetry, I'd better make... Sign in to see full entry.

It is very late at night, This will truly tell, A late night poem by taxguy, I hope it doesn't smell. Coming up with odd-ball rhymes, Can truly be a task, But you don't know how I look, So I won't need a mask. Don't be feeling sorry, For me this Tuesday night, I don't mind the working, For this my... Sign in to see full entry.

I can be a poet, Oh yes I can, I can be a poet, And be a tax man. I can write on feelings, Write of love's crime, I can educate you, I can even make it rhyme. I can do most anything, This is not a croc, If you don't believe me, You can just ask Proc. Why can't I be a poet, A scholar or a gent, As... Sign in to see full entry.

Don't be unhappy, Smile rather than frown, Financial matters, no worries, I wear a big crown. As you prepare for this one, We are planning for the next, One step ahead, It is written in the text. I don't like surprises, In the financial world you know, Careful planning and plotting, Your portfolio,... Sign in to see full entry.

I will tell you something, You can count on this, Financial information, You shall never miss. I will walk you through it, Step by step we'll go, Over and over and over again, We'll even start out slow. Even my mother listens, I'm her favorite son, Many talents I do have, I'm even said to be fun. If... Sign in to see full entry.

The on air light turns on, the host begins his thing, telling all the listeners, how to keep more of their bling. Why is it so hard, To educate the masses? I think it must be, They're dumber than their asses. Lazy is the mind set, money for no work, I'll take two of those, It's really quite a perk.... Sign in to see full entry.

Oh sweet sound immersing, The information is very clear, We need to hear this always, Keep your radio near. No one cares about you, The way I do my friends, We definatley guide you, Through financial bends. Some are worried about taxes, Others sending kids to school, Listeners starting a business,... Sign in to see full entry.