https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/taxguy879/Ode To The Graduating Class-MWIBhourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/taxguy879/595839What makes a woman? I know I am slow, But give me those taxes, This I do know. This woman says, She doesn't like rude, But what a mean person, And my what a 'tude. "Don't raise your voice, To the mighty tax guy," She needs some help, And I'll pass her bye. She likes the beach, And time to be lazy,...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/taxguy879/595626We're going down the drain my friend, There's nothing I can do, I'm yelling from the mountain top, And even telling you. The President and the Congress, Have a stimulus bill that's near, It is not addressing, The things I need to hear. Energy is the answer, This will do the trick, Put the...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/taxguy879/594900Who will come and read me? I am not quite sure, Who will read a tax guy? Although my thoughts are pure. I do have some stories, As well as you all do, But who will get their meaning, When I am truly through. The Blogit is full of writers, That write much better than I, Some do make me happy, And...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/taxguy879/594558My brother dates young ones, The attraction is clear, What can he say, She's not quite his peer. Do they talk about school? Or the shopping instead? They party all night, And I shake my head. My brother is kind, A dear hearted fellow, But he glows in the dark, With his hair colored yellow. His...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/taxguy879/593978My interests are many, But my time is too small, Oh what I'd give? To accomplish it all. I talk about taxes, 'till I run out breath, I talk about living, Even talk about death. I like to go dancing, and sing an old song, play some more golf, and bring you along. My goals are quite lofty, Ideas...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/taxguy879/592838We need our heroes greatly, We need them now, this day, The Amazing Ron and Tax Guy, So what will be their pay? Financial super heroes, The likes, you’ve never seen, Totally unassuming, They’re not even mean. Geithner is not the answer, With our prospects looking grim, The Obama administration,...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/taxguy879/587152They they are working, They don't fly through the sky, It's the Amazing Ron, And sidekick Taxguy. Why are they working? All through the night, To lead us through darkness, A financial bright light. If you own a business, Or run a household, Listen very carefully, Do what you are told. No duo more...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/taxguy879/580770We are in trouble, Of this we agree, Is it a wonder, Why don't we see? Those who are famous, We strive to be them, We forget our importance, Here evil does stem. We cherish our heroes, We rise from our seat, We marvel their glory, Then jump to our feet. But what of the hero, Who doesn't seek...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/taxguy879/579664You know my fellow Republicans, I love the way you think, But being a poor loser, Kind of makes you stink. Stop this effing whinning, It's time to think ahead, Stop this effing complaining, Learn something new instead. I will not be beaten, I too like to win, Learn from this defeat now, Or else...