A Tax Guy Tries Poetry

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Ass Kicking

My ass is getting kicked, My clients' voices are shrill, But I can take the pressure, It really is a thrill. They call me names, but I don't care, do it all without me, I double-dawg dare. I am working hard my friends, well into the night, morning comes to quickly, it really is a fright. But soon it... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 9, 2007

Tomorrow's "Better Business"

For tomorrow's program I'll have much to say, Will you get an audit? Will you have to pay? You don't want to miss this show, or any this is true, you should try and understand, this is all done for you. I know how to deal with mine, I'm not worried for me, I don't want you income tax To hang you... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 8, 2007

When Others Hurt

When others hurt, I feel quite sad, My duty is clear, To make you glad. Not about your taxes, financial issues too, lighten all your burdens, your cares should be but few. When I am quite unhappy, I look inside to see, The things I need to do, To set my burdens free. Think of all the blessings, The... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Here's To The Kids

Welcome little kiddies, Your parents love you so, They struggle and they teach, And get to watch you grow. School is most important, this your won't believe, You should use a napkin, forget about your sleeve, Take this time to learn and find, an interest or a skill, doing what you like to do, makes... Sign in to see full entry.

Spread The Word

Ring the old bell tower, Sound the alarm, Tell friends and neighbors, Living down on the farm. There's a new process, A new guy in town, free help with taxes, to change your old frown. Ask any question, get help with your forms, you'll see the rainbow, without any storms. Don't you feel pressure,... Sign in to see full entry.

A New Day Begins

The rooster is crowing, The alarm clock is singing, All the time wondering, What this day will be bringing. Clients will be calling, Their taxes they want done, I enjoy the work now, It's time to have some fun. We have done the planning, They do know where they stand, Let the trumpets sound my... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

The World Is Filled With Experts

I just read and expert's article, The good news, it wasn't long, Houses, mortgages, and the like, It really was quite wrong. I do like to read you know. Learn something that is new. The more I read, the more I think, Trust only but a few. Some do write to tell things, Others, they write to sell,... Sign in to see full entry.

I Am My Daddy's Tax Deduction

I know that my daddy loves me, He always tells me so, He ads me to his tax return, And pushes the button, go. I know that I am expensive, But he never seems to mind, He always sits right next to me, I help him to unwind. I have some old number, That helps to identify me, I am my Daddy's tax... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 5, 2007

Wicked, Wicked, Alan

He's in his wicked office, Planning out his day, Turning all of radio, Into a public frey. I think he must be jealous, but he can take the ride, just let me do as I want, and park his manager pride. He just needs to listen, Take all this info in, Follow this great recipe, A recipe sure to win. I do... Sign in to see full entry.

Won't You Be A Listener?

When it's time for my program, My excitement runs high, My dream is coming true, Reaching for the sky. I like my air time, As if you couldn't tell, Bosses are stifling, There must be some hell. My duty is certain, My goal is quite clear, Educating listeners, Everywhere and right here. Won't you be... Sign in to see full entry.

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