An old favorite of mine. The old ones, have stood the test of time!
Modern Divorce vs. Murder Decision A nice, calm and respectable looking lady went into a pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist and looked straight into his eyes. She said to him, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked her, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Oh, no! Oh, no! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll... Sign in to see full entry.