Oh yeah, I must've lived too long!
How the world works lately... If a man cuts his finger off, while Slicing salami at work, He blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day, For 40 years, and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the Tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes Into a tree, while driving home drunk, He blames his bartender. If your grandchildren are raised to be Brats without manners, You blame television. If your friend is shot by a Deranged madman, You blame the gun manufacturer. And if a crazed person... Sign in to see full entry.