Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich. for Monday, January 31, 2011

A little Zen... Thoughts for people who take life, far too seriously. He who laughs last, obviously just thinks the slowest. Remember, HALF of all of the people that you know, are BELOW average. Save the whales. Collect the whole set! A day without sunshine is like, well,........ NIGHT! On the other hand, you have between one and five, DIFFERENT fingers. 42.7 percent of ALL statistics are just made up, right on the spot. Clones are people, TWO! I feel like I am diagonally parked, only in a... Sign in to see full entry.

Marilyn tells me that I have a lot of un educating to do with these kids, especially D.J. It seems that some people were inquiring into the possibility that D.J. may have a speech impediment because he was overheard talking about how a calipidder transforms into a flutterby after climbing out of his cristalglass. I (wearing my most innocent face) asked Marilyn why she was blaming me, for a few mispronunciations, spoken by a little kiddygardener. She told me that that kind of thing, is exactly... Sign in to see full entry.