The advice of the hour

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Friday, December 19, 2003

If you have a headache when you wake up in the morning...

Then this is my advice: DON'T GET OUT OF BED!!! I mean it. The headache will only get worse... Even if you have to pee. Just hold it and stay under the damn blankets. You will be much better off. I promise. I think I'm going to start putting aspirin and a water bottle by my bed for cases such as... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 17, 2003

HOW YOU KNOW IT IS TIME TO GO GROCERY SHOPPING:

When you get up from the computer to grab a snack.. and settle for a peice of bread. That's not all.... The peice of bread is the heal, hence the last peice of bread.... Sign in to see full entry.

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When in pain-- excersize!!!

It works.... Honestly.. very light floor excersizes are the trick. Do not entirely stretch anything.. put on music.. I prefer slow-beat techno or trance... and just MOVE your body to the music with NO ONE AROUND... go all out being weird etc. It feels gret, it's good for you, and it is the only FUN... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 15, 2003

WATCH "THE BULLET-PROOF MONK"

It is EXCELLENT. I loved it. I watched it just this morning. It is available on ON DEMAND for those of you with digital cable. I wasn't so sure I was going to like it.. but WOW... It was definintely a fun movie. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 14, 2003

Attention!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT-------------- I REPEAT---------DO NOT SLEEP WITH

SOMEONE WHO HASN'T CLIPPED THEIR NAILS!!! Especially women!!! As one who has slept with both sexes-- I must say, clipped nails are an absolute necessity. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 12, 2003

Are you a democrat or republican ONLY because your parents were? Are you the same way with your religion? My advice is question everything until you have found peace with your decisions. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 11, 2003

Do your best to stay out of debates... it's good for your health

I always find myself 10x more agitated after/during a heated debate... and my lungs tend to get mad at me too... ( ) So my advice for the day is to try your best to make the people around you smile, and do your extra-best to make sure you smile too. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sometimes... you just can't sleep at night....

I used to lay awake in bed for hours with constant flashbacks or memories of the crap that has happened in my life... I finally found 2 ways that helped. I would either read a book until I fell asleep or whenever I had a memory that included another person, I would write a letter to them and put it... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 10, 2003

in response to Jay --

THIS iS GREAT SKIN CARE ADVICE: (see the previous post to know what I'm talking about, first... no-- not all of your skin will fall of---but it'll peal a little... a healthy amount.. See, the hot water opens your pores and expands them enough to wash out the gunk..... but it also leaves them open so... Sign in to see full entry.

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well-- since I came up with this blog idea whilst bathing...the first piece

of advice is of the washing sort: NEVER ever wash your face with really hot water and then rinse with with really cold water... It makes for skin falling off... which is great and also healthy for your skin when done that way... but make sure you are not going out that day because after the dead... Sign in to see full entry.

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