These are real headlines from msnbc.com, the rest are a product of a very warped mind. Two charged in Kate Middleton topless photo case Well, this joke practically writes itself! Which two? Uhm, could that be left and right? And all this time we thought the Royal Boobs were Charles and Camilla! Clenching your fists creates stronger memory Ok, I usually clench my fists after my memory has failed. I forget why. Sometimes when I am driving and I commit the tiniest infraction, I see folks who are... Sign in to see full entry.