Warped thoughts: New Year’s restitutions

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Tuesday, January 1, 2013

New Year’s restitutions

Paybacks for last year’s resolutions that were broken before the hangover wore off. Resolutions like, I’m not going to watch as much TV. Does Netflix count as TV? Hey, what else is there to do New Year’s Day? Besides, gotta get in practice, the Super Bowl will be coming soon. Oooohhhh, all those new commercials! Resolutions like, I’m not going to drink so much. Tipping a few cold ones just goes along with watching sports on TV, so forget that one. Resolutions like, I’m going to get serious about... Sign in to see full entry.

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