Warped thoughts: Things that occur to me

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Friday, August 31, 2012

Things that occur to me

If you re-charge a battery, isn’t that a revolting development? If I can “Like” something on Facebook, why can’t I “Dislike” something? If there were some way to turn Facebook into a legitimate job, unemployment would end tomorrow. Today’s conundrum: I am unemployed. My unemployment benefits have been exhausted. According to the government, I am no longer among the unemployed. Does that make me an intern? At least if I’m giving it away for free, I’m just a slut, not a ho. And finally, does a... Sign in to see full entry.

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