You only thought you knew this one.
I saw a girl peddling unusual mementos at the ocean’s edge. Batteries not included, for you see, she was selling electric sea shells that took C cells by the seashore, see! And her name was Sally. Now you may say this is all silly, what with Sally and her sea shells that took C cells by the seashore but they were on sale! Only a C-note. I think you see where this is going and if you do, you must be cross-eyed by now! Sign in to see full entry.