Scientists who weren’t invited to any New Year’s Eve parties spent the night researching the Twitter phenomenon. Their groundbreaking discovery was mostly ignored by people with “restless thumb syndrome” but it was a hit in chatrooms frequented by theoretical physicists. Sorry about Schrödinger’s cat by the way. Or maybe I’m not. Anyhoo, these diligent nerds have discovered that there is no discernable difference between the Tweetverse and the Twitverse! Ha, ha, ha, another low brow high-tech... Sign in to see full entry.