Real headlines and stuff I just totally make up.
Berlusconi sex scandal trial delayed for eye treatment. You know, I’ll bet it was to treat the eyes of the jury who had to watch the “evidence” as the search for truth probes the hidden recesses of depravity. Berlusconi himself quipped, “so I got caught, it’s better than catching something!” Grainy film at eleven. Ben Laden son-in-law pleads not guilty to terror charge. Really? Now who didn’t see that coming? He will probably say something like, “I miss my father-in-law, but Seal Team Six... Sign in to see full entry.