Warped thoughts for Thursday, September 20, 2012

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Thursday, September 20, 2012

Arsenic and old rice

One has to wonder if the arsenic has been in the rice all along and has just now been detected or is the amount increasing? I haven’t heard a sound bite that answers either question. They (you know, the mysterious they) say that it’s ok to eat rice once a week. What will all those Asians do? Seriously, all preconceived notions aside, they do eat them some rice now. Maybe the next danger will be the Fukoshima rice that glows in the dark. I can see the ads now – “Why have a candle light dinner... Sign in to see full entry.

Don’t Riot

I just saw about the “Ancient Papyrus” that purportedly claims that Jesus was married. Of course historians are doubtful and boobs like me can’t wait to wax satiric. Put me down on the side of the doubters. If Jesus had a wife, he wouldn’t have wandered the desert, she would have had him stop at the first oasis and ask directions. Another thing, she would have made sure that Moses didn’t forget the Unicorns, they are soooo darling. Ok, I realize I have skewed the time line here but the point... Sign in to see full entry.

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