Warped thoughts for Wednesday, November 26, 2003

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Wednesday, November 26, 2003

Weird phrases.

Little Jr. Rockefeller and his sister are playing catch with a Ming Vase (the kind that are pronounced Vahz, dahling) when Papa enters the room. Immediately he bellows, “Put that down, I paid good money for that!” A common phrase “I paid good money for that” but I got to thinking of a permutation of that phrase, and it would be used thus: Little Godfather Jr. and his sister are playing catch with a Ming Vase (just some f***ing jar that your mother wanted) when the king of counterfeiting enters... Sign in to see full entry.

The Dangers of getting roasted.

A good reason to quit smoking pot. One Thanks Giving in the late ‘60s some friends were sitting around passing the time, indulging heavily in “Mary Jane”. Joint after joint was passed among the very hip group, until it was decided, “hey man, we oughta do somethin’”. With the room sliding and spinning like it was an out of control rainbow tilt-a-whirl it was a major effort to turn on the radio. But no matter how intently they watched, the radio was boring. More joints passed around. It was... Sign in to see full entry.

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