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Monday, November 19, 2018

Parliament

During a parliametary session it is pouting heavily.After a few minutes there is water leakage in the building.Ater a dilogue with the Speaker the Prime minister decides to cancel the session. The next week an MLA is going to the Parliament; "'Darling don't forget your raincoat and umbrella'',... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, November 16, 2018

Elephantiasis

A professor is givng a lecture at the medical school: "Today we will talk about elephantiasis'' he begins'" "Sir, why should we bother about it?.It concerns elephants only"'points out a student Sign in to see full entry.

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Elephantiasis

A professor is givng a lecture at the medical school: "Today we will talk about elephantiasis'' he begins'" "Sir, why should we bother about it?.It concerns elephants only"'points out a student Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, November 15, 2018

The fugitive

A fugitive flees from the prison.The police force mobilises to search him,Finally they able to find him on a desert island, hungry, thirsty and exhausted: "'I was waiting for you to take me back to prison.I don't want to stay here one minute longer" he tells the commander. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, November 14, 2018

At the museum

At the museum the guide is talking to the visitors.One guy asks:' ''It's so ugly.What's this?'' "It's a painting of Pablo Picasso"replies the guide. The tour continues; ''But this also is so ugly.What is this?" The guide replies; "It's a mirror Sir'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 12, 2018

Connubial love

Paula who is severely ill asks her husband Steeve: "Do you love me darling?"' "'O f course, sweetheart"'he replies ''How much?"' Paula continues "'Extremely"' answers Steeve "''Will you cry if I die?'' asks Paula "Yes I wll" he replies "Show how will you do it'' she tells him''' ' ' Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, November 8, 2018

One leg shoe

An individual who has undergone an amputation of his leg goes to the shop: "I need one shoe for the right leg" he tells the seller. "I'm sorry but shoes are sold in pairs" replies the shopkeeper. "And what's the price?''asks the fellow. "$100"says the seller. ''As require only one.I'll pay only... Sign in to see full entry.

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One leg shoe

An individual who has undergone an amputation of his leg goes to the shop: "I need one shoe for the right leg" he tells the seller. "I'm sorry but shoes are sold in pairs" replies the shopkeeper. "And what's the price?''asks the fellow. "$100"says the seller. ''As require only one.I'll pay only... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, November 7, 2018

Road traffic accidents

In a country there is a high rate of road accidents and the statistics are increasing alarmingly.The Minister of Transports is not happy: "It's high time to set up a report on accidents" After a few months the expert submits his report: "I suggest that the government should stop the building of new... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, November 6, 2018

Risk allowance

Nurses working in a psychiatric hospital usually receive a risk allowance as they are in contact with mental patients.One day a patient escapes from the ward,The director convokes the nurse in charge for an explanation: "Why did you not prevent the patient from escaping?" he asks. ''Sorry Sir.We... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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