Food is more important to me than air

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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Diagnosing dysania

What is dysania? It is a condition which is closely associated with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. The persons likes to stay in bed and does not want to get up early. He/she feels a morbid desire to sleep the whole day. The patient usually complains of insomnia and consequently and is sleepy in the... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Fire

A British tourist left his country in winter for holidays in Mauritius. After having landed in the island he immediately headed towards the capital, Port- Louis. It was lunch time and he entered an Indian restaurant where he ate hot, spicy food accompanied with chillies. The following day, as he... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 4, 2013

Those were the days

A flashback of my memory transposes me to that era of life which can be considered as the golden days. Being in the heyday of youth I encountered a girl who brought about a radical change in every sphere of my existence. Although initially our friendship was restricted to friendship yet it was... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Saving the ferns in Mauritius

Ferns constitute an important part of the Mauritian flora. It is a plant with big leaves and there are various species- nine thousand throughout the world. Consisting of the most important class of vascular cryptograms( vegetables whose organs of fructification are hidden or hardly apparent), they... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 28, 2012

What time is it?

Once a chap went on a long drive at night. Unfortunately, his car had a breakdown and he was not aware at what time it happened. He informed his friend who lived in the vicinity. On reaching at the friend's place he was searching for a clock but there was none. He asked'' What time is it?'' '' Put... Sign in to see full entry.

master and servant

A person was employed as servant in a big mansion. His job consisted of looking after the master round the clock. At night when the employer was in bed the servant had to sit on a chair during the whole night. Another worker who saw what was happening rebuked the fellow. '' Hey you lout. Why don't... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 20, 2012

The consequences of abuse

While they were having dinner in a romantic atmosphere at a nice restaurant Bill proposed to Joana. '' May I have the pleasure to ask for your hand?'' he voiced out. '' Indeed, I am amazed'' replied Joana who did not expect this proposal from her boyfriend. Two years had elapsed since they have been... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Mighty Caesar

A young couple was on honeymoon in a luxurious hotel. The woman was impressed by the size of her husband's sex. '' What a mighty Caesar'' she exclaimed '' I come here to bury Caesar, not to praise him'' the fellow answered vainly. After intercourse the man was no longer erect. '' i did not know that... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

cockroach

It was lunch time. A client entered in a restaurant and cast a glance on the menu card. After a few minutes he called the waiter. '' I want a lobster dish'' he said. After a quarter hour the waiter appeared with the order. As soon as the chap started eating his attention was focused on something... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 17, 2012

Camel and drunkard

Once a drunkard was travelling in the Sahara desert. As it was extremely hot he felt thirsty. Suddenly he saw a camel in the opposite direction. Feeling relieved he asked the dromedary for some water to quench his thirst '' I am very thirsty. May I have some water from you please'' he expressed. ''... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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