Food is more important to me than air

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Monday, April 29, 2013

Doggy

It had been a long time since Elvis and his concubine Shirley were cohabiting and enjoying life together. Fed up with this way of life,Elvis wanted to marry and start a new life with another person. '' Shirley, I have something important to tell you.'''. ''What's the matter?'' she inquired. '' I... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 26, 2013

Skating with the soap

Two friends were returning home from the theatre and it was very late. They missed the last bus going to Port- Louis and it was raining On reaching the bus station they learnt that the bus had already left. '' You see Amit, I told you to come out earlier but you wanted to see the entire play'. Now,... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Chick & Egg

Rajah and his daughter Salma were shopping in the town. It was lunch time and they were hungry. They chose a nice restaurant and went in to eat. The waiter welcomed them with the menu card. After a few minutes, Rajah opted for noodles with bolled eggs. As soon as they were served, Salma started to... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 4, 2013

Suspense... suspense

Joe was admitted at the hospital. He had a fracture of femur.and was seen by the specialist every day. It was quite a long time since he was hiospitalised. Atfer a few weeks he was weary and wanted to return home. The next day when the doctor was doing his rounds he voiced out; '' Doctor when will... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Mauritius, the land of Paradise

'' God created Mauritius and then paradise''- Mark Twain. How far is this dictum true?. This can only be evaluated only after landing on the island situated in the Indian Ocean just north of the Tropic of Capricorn, in latitude 20 degrees south and 57.35 degrees east.. It is generally acknowledged... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Babies mean both happiness and trouble at home

Most couples have one or two babies at home. Parents usually welcome the arrival of these guests warm- heartily. Long before their birth, everything is cautiously and minutely programmed. As soon as the mother is pregnant she starts dreaming and creates a picture of the babe in her mind. Nowadays,... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Babies mean both happiness and trouble at home

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Friday, February 1, 2013

kiss a miss

One day the sexology teacher entered the class and asked the boys in the upper class '' Who wants to kiss a miss?'' All the pupils were stunned and nobody dared to reply. So, the teacher suggested a student named Krish. ''Krish, tomorrow there is a dancing party at the college. Don't miss this... Sign in to see full entry.

kiss a miss

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Monday, January 21, 2013

CAUDAN WATERFRONT- THE GEM OF PORT- LOIUS CITY

Port- Louis city, the capital of Mauritius has been enhanced by the opening of Caudan Waterfront Ltd. It is a gigantic shopping complex situated in the harbour premises. Officially inaugurated on the 22nd November 1996, it is located in the west coast of Port- Louis within a few metres from the bus... Sign in to see full entry.

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