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Friday, July 5, 2013

The Elephant

A tourist was walking in a village of India.He came across a man sitting beside a dead elephant. The man was crying loudly. '' I can clearly understand that you love the animal dearly. My sympathies to you'' the tourist exclaimed. '' Do you think I feel sorry for the elephant? I' m crying just... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 2, 2013

The Guillotine

King Anthony and his wife Cleopatra were living happily in their palace.Suddenly war was declared and Anthony went on an expedition for a long period to defend his kingdom. Now he thought how can he leave his pretty wife amidst so many men. He doubted her fidelity. So, he devised an artifice to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 1, 2013

The incredible nightmare

Being a general nurse employed by the Ministry of Health, once I was working on night shift at the hospital in a medical ward. On 14th December 2006 an event occurred which remains unforgettable and is still deeply anchored in my memory. On assuming duty at 6 pm I did a general ward round to check... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Hot hot hot!

In a village two persons lived with the same name in the same street- Jim Morgan. One of them was a wicked man and was violent towards his family. His wife always reported him to the police for domestic violence.He died and the family was finally at peace. The other one was a decent person who... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 20, 2013

Coal Manufacturing Plant. Will the government overlook the hazards ?

A few years back the government of Mauritius decided to have recourse to coal for the production of energy with the idea of reducing cost effectiveness. However due to various controversies and public pressure regarding its impact on the environmental aspect and from the point of view of health the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, June 16, 2013

Marriage- Is it outdated?

Marriage can be defined as the relationship between a man and a woman who enter into a legal agreement to live together. By this act they are declared husband and wife. It is a human right recognised by the United Nations Organisations. Love is at the central basis of marriage and is considered as a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Double Duck

Sam was accompanying his mother to Port- Louis. He was very excited and went to the bus station. They boarded a double decker bus and Sam was wonder struck. It was the first time that he saw it.' '' Mother, how do we call this vehicle?'' Sam inquired '' This is a doubledecker'' she explained. Sam... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, June 3, 2013

NO PARKING

A Nursing Officer went to the town by car and searched for a parking every where but could not find one. Finally, he was tired and parked his car on a No Parking area. He carried out his usual business. When he returned, he was bitterly disappointed to see that there was a penalty notice on the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 18, 2013

The new priest

A new priest was just appointed in the parish. As there were many poor people in that particular community he decided to go for a visit and enquire about their situation. During his visit he came across a little girl who did not wear her pants. '' Why are you hall naked?'' he asked the girl. '' My... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 13, 2013

Can the Mauritian ferns be saved?

Ferns constitute an important part of flora in Mauritius. Being a big plant with big leaves and it comprises nine thousand throughout the world. It is grouped under the most important class of vascular cryptograms( vegetables of which the organs of reproduction are hidden or hardly apparent). They... Sign in to see full entry.

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