Food is more important to me than air

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Saturday, October 19, 2013

Stepney

Jack and Jill. two ancient friends met after a long era. They began to chat. '' Hi, buddy how are you? Still bachelor? inquired Jack. '' No my dear. We are on the same boat. I'm married and have a cute little boy.'' Jill answered. '' And do you have any stepney?'' questioned Jill. '' Stepney? But I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 18, 2013

The fire extinguisher

On entering into a wedding party where many guests were assembled, a chap suddenly noticed that the building was on fire. '' Fire Fire'' he shrieked. All the persons were panic stricken and scuttled towards the exit door. But one fellow remained still and did not budge at all. '' Excuse me Sir, are... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 13, 2013

The Trumpet

A widower whose wife was dead since a long period liked to play the trumpet as his pastime, He had two daughters whom he liked very much. A male servant Bansi worked at his place, doing the household chores. Feeling concerned about their father's future, the daughters wanted him to remarry in order... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 10, 2013

Room NO17

A customer who had a squint booked a hotel for holidays abroad. On reaching the destination the waiter gave him the keys and informed him that he would stay in Room NO17. Going upstairs accompanied by the assistant he came near his room. After having glanced at the door he was scared as he saw'... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 9, 2013

The mathematics class.

Terry was in the class where the teacher was explaining about weight and measures. At the end he put a question to Terry '' Which is heavier- a pound of lead or pound of cotton wool'' he questioned. After thinking for a few minutes, Terry answered; '' Of course the lead is heavier'Sir'' '' Terry,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 7, 2013

The man, his son and the ass

A man together with his son and accompanied by an ass were passing through a village. The father made the son sit on the donkey while he walked alongside. On seeing this, an inhabitant pointed out; '' Hey, look at this lad. He does not pity his father at all. Sitting comfortably on the back of the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 4, 2013

The lying competition

The Fun Committee organised a lying competition offering an unusual prize to the fellow who was able to tell the most incredible lie. Many candidates participated in the contest. After the closing date the committee announced the winner. The following entry was selected; ''Once I was passing near a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 3, 2013

The funeral undertaker

On the occasion of New Year many persons pray so that everything goes on smoothly during the course of the year. A funeral undertaker went to the church and asked God to grant him prosperity and success in his enterprise. After the prayers the priest approached him. '' Happy New Year my son. Have... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 1, 2013

The heroin trafficker

An infamous drug trafficker was apprehended by the Narcotics Bureau. They found several kilos of heroin in his possession. He was jailed and the police objected to release him on bail. He was sent to court before the magistrate. '' You've been caught red handed with heroin. Why do you carry out this... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 30, 2013

The king and his jester

One day the king of Utopia was sitting on the throne with a sullen look. He was worried because the meteorological services announced that there would be a tsunami in a few days. He called the jester. '' Hey you,come here. I'm sad. Crack some jokes to enhance my mood'' ordered the king.. '' So, you... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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