Food is more important to me than air

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Monday, November 4, 2013

The Mango tTree

Having toiled for several years an employee asked for his pension contributions from his employer. '' Sir, may I have the sums contributed for my pensions?'' he demanded. '' But why do you want it now? You still have a few years to work.'' replied the boss. ''Yes, but I need money for my wedding. I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, November 3, 2013

My type

A dashing young man was dining in a high class restaurant. Suddenly a gorgeous lady arrived and sat next to his table. He was ogling her and then called the waiter '' Hey, waiter come here'' '' Yes Sir. Do you want anything?'' asked the waiter. '' Do you see the beautiful babe over there? Serve her... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, November 2, 2013

The gift

A boy was kissing his girlfriend when suddenly he got a foul smell from her mouth. He stopped immediately and asked her: '' Sweetheart, when is your next birthday?'' '' Why?''replied the girl. '' I will give you a surprise gift'' uttered the boy. '' OK. it's next week'' indicated his girlfriend. She... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Miracle! Miracle!

A man came out of the church and began to shout; '' Miracle! Miracle!'' A passerby questioned him: '' Tell me what's the miracle?'' ' It's the first time I'm running'' replied the fellow. '' Why? Were you paraplegic?'' inquired the passerby. '' No. The devil was chasing me. So, I had no other... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 29, 2013

The heart transplant

In a country where medical science had attained enormous progress in the field of cardiology, a doctor attempted an experiment to do a cardiac transplant with a patient by using a cow's heart. Cardiac surgery was performed and it was a great success. Indeed, it was a great event in the medical... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 28, 2013

A new cine goer

Salma, a new cine goer went to the movies for the first time accompanied by her boyfriend, Will. It was an action film packed with violence. In a certain scene the actor took out his pistol and aimed at the enemy. Seeing the weapon being pointed in her direction Salma was scared and scuttled beneath... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 26, 2013

Drive like hell

A driver who was accustomed to drive his car very fast never paid any attention to the advice given by the police authorities. But he was a good person in life.. One day he found a sign post warning drivers about excess speed which read as follows: 'Drive like hell and you'll be there'. However, he... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 25, 2013

Always an excuse

Sandy, a student was late for school. On arrival the teacher wanted to know the reason for his lateness. '' Hey Sandy. Why are you late?'' questioned the teacher. Sandy:''While walking down on the road, I saw a signpost'Go slow. Road works ahead' So, I started to walk slowly.'' The second day Sandy... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 24, 2013

Starter & Lamp

Two tenants lived in a shared room and became good friends by living harmoniously. However, one day they had a squabble and were at loggerheads with each other. Their beds were separated with a curtain in the middle. On one side there was the starter and on the one was found the lamp. The first one... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Posthumous death punishment

A convict, condemned by the court for drug trafficking was inflicted death punishment. Decision was taken to hang him. After the sentence, the corpse was handed over to the family for burial. To their utmost surprise they found him still breathing. Now they started to discuss whether to save his... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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