Food is more important to me than air

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Friday, December 13, 2013

The horse

A house was ablaze. The owner, who had a horse jumped on the animal and left the sinister zone immediately. After having galloped a certain distance, the horse said: '' Sir, I'm tired. Now it's your turn to carry me on your back'' '' You want tit for tat. Can't you see my legs are plastered? How... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 12, 2013

No vacancy

The I LO organized an international conference whereby many countries participated and expressed their opinions about unemployment. One representative voiced his views on employment in his country. '' In my country the rate of unemployment is very high. The situation can be resumed as such- apply... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Hell

After having been judged for his deeds by God on the day of Resurrection a man was sentenced to go to hell. Carrying a basket of bananas, he reached the main door and tried to bribe the watchman, St Peter. '' Take this basket for you and let me enter heaven'' he proposed. '' What's this? Corruption.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Bad Habits

An obese woman went to see her doctor for weight loss. '' Doctor, I want to look slim'' '' OK. Start by telling me your eating habits'' began the doctor. '' Oh! I eat very little, I don't drink and do physical exercises everyday''replied the woman. '' And what about household chores?'' questioned... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 9, 2013

The Bridge

Long ago in a remote village there was a river which had no bridge. But how did the travelers cross the river? However, a coconut tree was situated close to the river which served as bridge. According to a legend a cock used to sing early in the morning and then the tree bended over the river... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Windows

A woman who was looking for curtains to cover her windows entered into a shop. '' May I see what type of curtains do you have please?'' she inquired. '' Do you have the measurement Madam?'' questioned the shop assistant? '' Of course. It's 45cm by 26 cm'' replied the lady '' Why is it so small'?''... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, November 29, 2013

No talking

In a country the incidence of road accidents was very high. So, the government took a resolution to legislate concerning pedestrians talking on their cellular phones while walking on the streets. All those who were apprehended had to pay a huge fine. One day a guy was on the road when suddenly his... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, November 28, 2013

Professor & teacher

During an English class the teacher asked Ryan a question. '' What is the difference between a professor and a teacher?'' he questioned '' Well, a teacher talks much and thinks little whereas a professor thinks a lot and talks very little'' explained Ryan. '' OK. Now what would you like to become... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 25, 2013

America

A professor was giving a lecture on the history of America. He beckoned a student,Norman to show the country on the world map. Then he asked a second question. '' Who discovered America?'' he asked. '' Christopher Columbus'' replied Ian '' Wrong answer. It was Norman'' protested William, a third... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, November 24, 2013

The elephant and the ant

One day while walking through the forest an ant saw an elephant for the first time. It was intrigued by the the size of the mammal. '' I am perplexed by your hugeness and strength'' vociferated the ant. '' Of course you should be. Look at you. Just a tiny little thing. If I crush you under my foot... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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