Food is more important to me than air

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Monday, January 27, 2014

The postman

One day the postman was delivering a card to Jasbir. As soon as he handed it over to her she asked the postman: '' What is it?'' '' Madam, it's a card for you. There is a parcel to be collected from the customs office?' he explained '' It must be a big parcel sent by air mail'' continued Jasbir. ''... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, January 26, 2014

The stamp

The teacher was doing a class on general knowledge. He asked a question to the pupils: '' Which thing does the tour of the world but remains in its corner?'' Noboby gave the right answer. '' It's the stamp'' explained the teacher. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 24, 2014

The boss

During a seminar on management by a representative of the Employers' Federation the audience was listening attentively. At the end the interlocutor asked a question; '' Can somebody tell me the difference between the boss and the worker?'' One person got up and replied: '' The boss invests capital... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 23, 2014

The origin of man

One day Peter was thinking about how he came on earth. He was perplexed. So, he asked his father: '' Dad where do we come from?'' Well'' answered his father after thinking for a few minutes.'' Many years ago human beings were monkeys. With evolution we transformed into man'' However, Peter was not... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 22, 2014

The speed camera

A woman who was speeding with her brand new car was flashed by a speed camera. After a few days she received a convocation to pay the fine. As she disagreed with it she went to protest at the Speed Regulations Authority. After viewing the image the policeman asked; ''' Madam, do you accept your... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 20, 2014

Rats & cat

A patient went to the see the doctor as he was hungry all the time. '' Yes Mr Martin what's your problem?'' inquired the doctor. '' I feel always hungry even after ingesting food. Why is it so doctor?'' complained the patient. '' Tell me exactly what happens when you are hungry'' continued the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, January 19, 2014

Homework

Irfan came back home hurrying from school and headed towards his father's room. '' Dad to morrow you must come with me to my school'' he began '' Why? Is there any problem with your studies?'' questioned his father '' No. You have to talk to my teacher'' explained Irfan. '' About what?'' inquired... Sign in to see full entry.

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The parrot

A woman wanted to offer her son a parrot as gift. She entered a shop and asked: '' What is the price of the parrots?'' '' 600 Euros madam'' replied the seller '' That's too expensive'' she complained Then she saw another one which was not very beautiful and without feather. '' How much is this one?... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 17, 2014

The inspection

A health inspector thrust into a shop to check expiry dates of products. Suddenly he came across a pack of frozen meat which was expired. Immediately he called the shopkeeper for an explanation. '' OK. Let's make a deal, Sir''proposed the shopkeeper. '' What do you mean?'' asked the inspector. '' As... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 15, 2014

The army

A newly recruited soldier was briefed by his mother concerning the interview before enlistment. '' Charles, when the sergeant asks you about your age say I'm ten years ten years old Sir. And when he wants to know your name reply Charles Sir. When he asks you a question answer Yes Chief'' instructed... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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