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Thursday, February 23, 2006

BEST FRIENDS

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. - After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it he saw a... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

AHHHHHHHH! LOOK!

They did it again! Look just look at what I came home to this evening! If you have been following the saga of my driveway...Humm would that make a good soap opera? Well, anyway you'll know that the city had me almost blocked in over the weekend. - The driveway was open yesterday and this morning when I left, but now! I guess I shouldn't complain it took some time to maneuver the car into the garage, but a least I can get in and out. - Thanks for reading. So how's your week going? Happy... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

A HAUNTING MEMORY

Back in high school I had an English teacher who claimed she had written a book that had been published! - She even brought a copy of the book to class to show us how she developed one of the chapters. - Turns out that she and her husband had a weekend hobby: They liked to explore NM ghost towns! So her husband took wonderful photos and she wrote the descriptions of what they found. - There was a chapter she called "Home of the Little Rag Doll." It seems that they stumbled onto an abandoned... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 20, 2006

HA! I GOT OUT!

I used a spoon to tunnel out...no no that was the movie I was watching last night! After pushing the traffic cones over a bit I was able to get out of the driveway with no dammage. - I got home with all my groceries and even a bone for my dog. Do I sound like orpahn Annie? - I would like to thank everyone for their helpful comments...oh and guess what? A City crew came today and it looks like they will finish up today! Wow! I wonder is the Mayor reading this blog? - Probably not...I bet Mr. Big... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 19, 2006

HELP! I'M TRAPPED!!

The city is re-doing the sidewalk and driveways all along my street. They have a good three-fourths of my drive-way torn up! - I don't think I can get my car out with out hitting one of those orange pointy things...ummm traffic cones. I was hoping they would finish up at least part of it on Friday, but they just threw a tarp over the wet cement and left. - Now on Saturday night and I realized that they probably won't be back till Tuesday! That's because of President's day. I hadn't thought about... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 18, 2006

LOOK!

At what is out in front of my house! The city is fixing the sidewalks and driveways on the street and of course this is the first thing they put up. (That's paving material in front of it if you were wondering.) Thnaks for dropping by...more about the city repairs later. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 17, 2006

FREE MOVIES!!!

Years ago I dreamed of checking a Movie, any movie, even "Nanook Of The North," out of the Library. Now you can...and you don't even have to have a projector. They have classics and even some recent hit films on DVD and Video. All you need to take them home is a library card. - I've had one of those since before I started school. I ain't telling you when that was. - I checked out the "movie " section of the library the other day. Surprisingly they have some movies I haven't see and quite a few I... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

AHHHH! WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?

It's almost midnight and I keep hearing noises. It's probably my imagination. Bo, (the wonder dog) is fast asleep at my feet. - I guess I'm a little jumpy because I sold my dad's little KIA today. The fellow who bought it came by after dark and brought ulp! cash! We had agreed on a price earlier in the day and he said something about paying cash...but I didn't think he would get it this quick. - What was that? Oh, the heat is just turning on... - Anyway, our mailman, Rick, bought the car and... Sign in to see full entry.

DO YOU HAVE FEELING OF INADEQUACY?

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? - If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila. - Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. - You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately,... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

AHHHHHH! FIRE!

I was awakened by a voice saying "battery low." At first I thought it was part of a dream and tried to go back to sleep. Then there was an ear piercing beep followed by the words "battery low." - It was the smoke/carbon monoxide detector. But it wasn't detecting either. It beeped again and Bo barked at it. I stumbled out into the hallway and turned on the light. - The darn thing should be working right. I changed the battery on halloween and checked it last week. Dang!!! This was the last time I... Sign in to see full entry.

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