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Saturday, March 11, 2006

ALL THUMBS!

OK I'll admit it, when the headline said "Blackberry service may be interrupted!" I thought that meant no blackberries on the pancakes at IHOP! Very sad... - I was about to say, bye-bye to the rooty tooty fresh and fruity...when I discovered that wasn't what they were talking about Whew! What a relief. I know you are wondering what planet have I been living on? I thought it was Earth...But maybe not. - Now I understand that they (blackberries) are a combination cell phone text message internet... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 9, 2006

HOW I MET DORATHY!!

Dorathy is a really good friend. She saved my life. You see this wicked witch was about to order her winged monkeys to sweep me away when out of the blue a house fell on the witch...Oh wait a minute, that's a different Dorathy. - I met this Dorathy when my mom was in the skilled nursing unit of the hospital. The first time I saw her it seemed like I already knew her. But since I had bee around the hospital first with my dad then with mom, I figured I had seen her before. A lot of people are in... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 8, 2006

ELEMENTRY SCHOOL MEMORIES!

Do you remember your first grade teacher? I was thinking about mine just the other day. Then I tried to remember all of my grade school teachers. - I could recall my first grade teacher Mrs. Hill. Then there was Mrs. Smithe for second grade and Mrs. Sanders for third. Suddenly my mind went blank I couldn't remember the name of my fourth grade teacher. - Now I could picture her. She was tall, slender, brown stringy hair, blue eyes behind big owl like glasses. But her name escaped me...AHHHHH! -... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 7, 2006

NEIGHBORHOOD NOISES!

Boy this has been a noisy day. There has been all kinds of noise coming from outside. There was the rat-tat-tat of the jackhammers, the whoosh whoosh of the cement mixer and of course the BEEP BEEP of the bulldozers backing up. - So when I took Bo out for our walk I was surprised to find only the street sweeper whirring down the street. I kept hearing the rat-tat-tat-tap of a distant jack hammer. I looked around...Uh it was comings from the sky! - There were two helicopters circling the area. Bo... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 5, 2006

BARKING DOGS AND Bbb...WITCHY NEIGHBORS!

My front doorbell rang at 6 AM. It woke me up...Bo barked. I peeked out the window. It was a neighbor and dang...she saw me! So I put on my slippers and bathrobe and went to answer the door. - Bo followed me giving a little "woof!" every so often. The bell rang again, and he barked at it. Then he stood next to me wagging his tail as I opened the door. - Well, there she was big as life and twice as ugly. I opened the screen door a little and she asked, "Did I wake you?" - I didn't answer. Bo put... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 3, 2006

DO IT YOURSELF DOG WASH!!

I was looking for a pet food store that sells 'California Natural' dog food. It was supposed to be in this strip mall. I saw a sign that said "Do it yourself dog wash." I dove on passed it. I went all the way around past a bakery a jewelry store a bookstore and a deli. - So back I came to that sign and sure enough at the other side of the "Do it yourself dog wash" was the pet food store. I got Bo's food, but I just had to ask about the "dog Wash." - It seems for a fee, depending on the size of... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 1, 2006

TV SHOWS & REAPEATS

Almost every time I watch a new TV show I manage to to see the same episode two maybe three times. It happened when I started watching "Everybody Loves Raymond," Joan of Arcadia," and this year "Ghost Whisperer." - I heard that "Ghost Whisperer" was pretty good. So I tuned in. It was the episode where the teen ghost wants to meet his biological mom. Pretty good. - Then the next time I managed to catch the show was around Christmas time. It was the same episode! I have managed to see a couple of... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

PET INSURANCE!

They were doing a report on the news about people who buy health insurance for their pets. They focused mainly on dogs. The woman they were featuring had two beautiful Labrador retrievers. One was gold the other black. - She bought insurance for them when she got them. This worked out well for her as one had cancer that cost $4,000.00 to treat. The other dog developed cataracts that were also treated. I don't know how much that cost but the insurance paid part. - Now I have been lucky, all of my... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

EGADS! THEY ARE ADVERTISING SURGERY ON TV!!!

First it was laser eye surgery. That was bad enough, but the extreme high costs and the fact that it isn't covered by insurance made most folks think long and hard before they tried it. They left out possible side effects too. - Then they started advertising every kind of prescription drug! There is even one sold by what I call the 'depressed dot.' He bounces around and the medicine makes him happy! - I remember last year there was one...it went something like..."You've tried and tried and yet... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 24, 2006

TEMPTATION!

Today Bo, my dog, and I walked past several patches of wet cement. No one else was around, we passed by. - Did I think about writing or stepping in the wet cement? Oh Yeah. I even thought about letting Bo walk through it to leave cute little puppy prints. - He pulled toward the cement curb, I pulled him back. He sniffed at it then came back towards me. We walked on by. As we went by the next patch I looked at it wondering if there was some little corner I could mark on with it being noticed. -... Sign in to see full entry.

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