Whacky's Corner

Friday, November 28, 2008

SWEET SPOT?

I was just about to get up from my chair to go into the kitchen and get some hot coffee. The cup I had sitting by me was cold. It's too bad too because I had gotten just the right amount of sugar in it. You know, not too sweet, not too bitter, but just right. You might say that the cup of coffee was in a sweet spot or at at least the coffee was. Of course the fact that it was stone cold ruined everything. Cold coffee is NEVER good. That is unless it is iced coffee, which is something completely... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 24, 2008

FOOD IN TIN CANS?

I was just thinking...OW! that hurts!...Um thinking that they have been canning vegetables, meat and even fish for a long time now. Then I have to wonder if any of the first batch of can goods is still around. Then if it is would it be good to eat? Or would it have gone bad. I guess I'll never know...Unless someone who really knows tells me. But then that's not very likely. Is it? I wonder what the first cans were made of? I guess it could have been tin or maybe steel. Whatever it is it keeps... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 17, 2008

HALF? WOW!

I opened my dictionary the other day. I don't remember what word I was looking up, but I do remember some of the other words on the same page as the word I was looking for. I am half sure it started with an H. Now just before or maybe a little after was the word or combo word half-dime. That is a coin that was minted for a half a second, well maybe a little longer-- that was worth five cents. I don't know why they didn't just call it a nickel and get it over with. Also on the same page there was... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 14, 2008

THREE LADIES IN A SAUNA!

This is from an e-mail I got today. Too good not to share!  THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBIL E PHONE.... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 10, 2008

GRANDPA'S CAR!

Well sort of. Here it is the car that could turn on a dime and give ten cents change. Well, that is actually just the picture of the owners guide. I kept it when we sold the car. Umm..we sold it to a collector who promised to take good care of it. I hope he did. Thanks for dropping in! Do you think that collector still has the car? Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 7, 2008

TURNS ON A DIME?

My grandpa used to say his car could turn on a dime and give you ten cents change. So for quite a while I would go out into the street where he had turned the car from the street into our driveway and look for change. You know what? A lot of times I found some! I don't think I ever found ten pennies, but I often found at least one nickel and a few pennies. Neat huh? Year later when I started to drive I liked to think that there was some kind of change machine in the steering column or maybe in... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 3, 2008

THE WHITE GLOVE TEST?

I've never done a white glove test around the house to see if it is so dust free that you cant find any dust even when checking while wearing white gloves--One reason is because I don't have any white gloves! I did at one time, but I really don't know what I did with them. They, (the gloves that is) are probably around somewhere. But by now they wouldn't be very white. They'd be yellow. I'd have to have them cleaned before I even put them on and test for dust. Another reason I would never try a... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 31, 2008

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

This is from an e-mail a friend sent me. Just had to share it! A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears: BUMP.... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP.. He runs up to his door,... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

CRAZY LADY HAS ORANGE HAND TOWEL IN WINDOW!

I have to go somewhere and get a decal to put on my sunroom window. You know like you put on a sliding glass doors and such to keep people from walking into them. This would be the same thing, only for birds. You see there are several nests of birds in the trees of my yard and they are just learning to fly. They are really fun to watch as they take off and swoop around. Trying their wings for the first time. Unfortunately in the past week I have heard a loud 'whomp' on my window. The first time... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

RICE KRISPY TREATS!

--Show of hands--Who has made Rice Krispy Treats? Almost everyone?--If you haven't made them I bet you have eaten them at least once. OK I hadn't thought about Rice Krispy Treats in a really long time--That is until this afternoon. I filled my car with gas and...fed it a Rice Krispy Treat!--No, not really. But I did get enough change to buy a cup of coffee, now that hasn't happened in a while. When I paid for the coffee I saw a whole lot of Rice Krispy Treats. Three for a dollar. I had enough to... Sign in to see full entry.

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