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Tuesday, August 27, 2013

THE OBEDIENT SERVANT

He listens to you and doesn’t argue. He carries out your instructions to the letter. Unfortunately he is also like a small child, to whom you have to repeat an instruction many times before he responds. He is the Obedient Servant. I am talking about your body. It carries out instructions, whether... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 26, 2013

HUMAN HEADS IN THE FRIDGE

During the rape trial of Zuma, President-in-waiting of Mzanzi, one local cartoonist with the nickname Zapiro, drew a cartoon showing Zuma unzipping his fly to rape ‘Lady Justice’, ‘being held down by ANC youth leader Malema and Gwede Mantashe, Secretary general of the ANC. This cartoon among others,... Sign in to see full entry.

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'DON'T CRITICISE WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND'

This Blog and others will soon be obsolete, judging by the average age of bloggers with one foot in the grave and our fossilised opinions, (speak for yourself I know some people will say) and of other platforms like Twitter and Facebook, popular with young folk where grammar, spelling, decorum,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 13, 2013

DODGY ANSWERS TO UTAH-JAY'S QUESTION

SCENARIO 1:The Art Gallery Artist: “What do you think of it?” Viewer: “I like the frame”. Artist: “Would you like to buy it?” Viewer: “The Frame?” Artist: “No! the painting, man, the painting!” Viewer: “I would like to possess it.” SCENARIO 2: A Boardroom Interviewer: “And why did you leave your... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 12, 2013

JUNGLE FEVER

1) MADINKA MAN Mandingo from North Africa Fine specimen of slave With Madams in America He was quite the rave When Mass'a was away at night Mandingo pleasured Ma’am Until her eyes went wide and bright For he was quite a ram Hey you what are you doing there Mandingo’s conscience said If Mass'a comes... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 10, 2013

'THE ROCKS SPLIT OPEN TO GIVE UP THE DEAD'

Mr Diablo was in big trouble. Fuel for his furnaces was running out fast. Scientists predicted that in about two years the core of the earth would have cooled down and shrunk considerably to cause the earth to implode. Diablo summoned Adolph, one of his trusted advisors. He was a short chap with a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 7, 2013

CAPISTALISTIC REDEMPTION SONG

After finishing the whole leg of lamb alone He threw the bone to his mangy dog The neighbour’s mongrel crawled through the fence A fierce fight broke out over the bone He drew the attention of his neighbours To the fracas in his yard Urged them to bet on which cur would win The battle over the dry... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, July 28, 2013

SHOOT TO KILL

“These criminals are not wielding feather dusters or twigs.They use AK47 rifles. That is why we say to the police: Shoot to kill.” said General Cele, former Commissioner of Police. The police did that and elicited outraged cries of police brutality from the very same people who were complaining of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, June 6, 2012

MINISKIRTS

Before they get married, young Zulu maidens are allowed to wear skimpy, beaded brassieres and short skirts that barely cover their voluptuous thighs and breasts. They are allowed to display their God given assets to attract a husband worthy of them. Men were allowed, nay, required to take notice and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 21, 2012

ABUSE OF FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION

‘Artist’ Brett Murray of Cape Town, in a gigantic poster entitled The Spear, depicts President Zuma in a ‘heroic stance’ with his genitals dangling out of his pants. Goodman Art Gallery curator appeared on TV saying the gallery was just providing a platform for debate about corrupt politicians. The... Sign in to see full entry.

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Bra Pat , alias Setaki the Artist, waxes lyrical, political and philosophical. Find out from this blog what events inspired the stories in Bra Pat's Short Stories and Bra Pat's Legends and sample some original works of art

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